Apology To Argentina

Day 1,562, 01:14 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by mortalbeta

Dear Argentina,

We're sorry you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.

We're also sorry your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35-year old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to purchase some surplus 1950's-era Lockheed Starfighters from Australia...since they just replaced all theirs with new F-16's.

We're also sorry you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to Australia and New Zealand. For future reference, here's a New Zealand 6th grade geography textbook. (Please note the Copyright information printed inside the cover.)

In addition, we're sorry you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know it seems easier to blame others than to take responsibility. Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends in Australia.

Finally, we're sorry we ignored you for so long. This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity. Along those lines, we're especially sorry we treated you with such respect for the last 6 months. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to treating you like a street gang very soon.

Sincerely,

The People of eNew Zealand