Another Friday Breaking News

Day 3,958, 03:54 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje

Live from Pancake TV Studios, a man passing by



Argentina seeks to makes its Airforce stronger by bribing pilots with more money to increase the aerial damage of the nation compared to their neighbour, regional ally and enemy, Chile.



Belgium continues to be in a state of disorder as bikers known as 'Mayhem' a local 1%er MC from Los Santos, roam the steets of Belgium as a political party under the leadership of MC President Vincent Pain.



The GINCANA Musical organised by the Ministry of Culture opens for its 3rd edition under the high patronage of Emperor Raphaek Louis Hasburg Bourbon.



The Imperial Party of Canada is recruting Anti-Republicans to join the dark side in order to overthrow the government and establish the Empire. Rumour has it Vice President NoTie has pubicly endorsed for this Coup D'Etat.



Croatia continues to bribe their fighter pilots with more money in order to stop the advancing Russian invaders.



Egypt launch street parades after the successful capture of IKEA stores.



Hungary in fear of a Slovenian attack by Colonel Bruce forces has pleaded for peace as they fear of a economic meltdown in a recent opinion poll by Hungarian citizens.



Ireland has officialy condemned Italy for its AS actions against Georgia prompting support for a possible uprising against its enstranged governemnt in order to keep Anti-Asteria in power.



The enemy state of Mexico has called for its citizens to be on standby for possible war with the launch of a guide of preperations.



Following a strike by Dutch pilots, the government has introduced the Aerial subsidy pilot project to prevent any further strikes from happening.



The President of Sweden vows to fight back and liberate captured IKEA stores with the promise of a reward of a plate of Swedish meeatballs with gravy and cranberry sauce.



A recent survey conducted by the Ukrainian Minsiter of Economy MortouxSpandzhia has made a discovery that Ukrainians are more likely to buy ready meals rather than buying raw materials to create food.