Announcing my Country President Candidature - November 2010

Day 643, 06:44 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Joachim von Bremen

Hello people of the eUK,

It is my pleasure to announce I will be running for Country President of the United Kingdom in November 2010.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't this a bit late?". Well, not it's not, you idiot. I'm 9 months ahead of the game I'll have you know. Friggin' idiot.

Now, what do I feel I can bring to the country? Well, by November 2010, I will have been supreme commander of the Navy, Special Forces, every major political party, PEACE and, of course, 8 time congressman for Midgetland. I'll also have spent time as Minister for Work, Minister of Defence, and the newly created Minister for Getting AltmerVampire to Stop Publishing 400 Articles at Once.

As for my policies, I don't really have any yet. But trust me, by November 2010 I will. Probably.

Hell, I don't even know which party I'll be running with. But I assume they'll all support me? Right? Cool.

So yeah, basically I'm awesome. So give me your boat! Hard! On the 5th of November! 2010!

Yours Lovingly

Joachim von Bremen

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