Announcing My Candidacy To Become Your Next Montana Congressman

Day 1,215, 23:39 • Published in USA USA • by Tyler Pokela
TYLER POKELA, YOUR NEXT CONGRESSMAN FOR MONTANA, USA!

MY PLATFORM

- COMMON SENSE! I'm not one to fool around or polarize on an issue without the proper knowledge and consideration to the facts behind the issue.

- MONEY! Sorry to tell you, but that gun or bread you just received from the government had to come from somewhere. We can't just pull money out of our arse and hand it over, it's just not that simple.
Besides, We Need Money To Pay For Bombs Like These!
- COMPROMISE! Although not the most fun or exciting, compromise can be the element to get things done when in a standstill.

- DEMOCRACY! Your the voters, and you shall be the ones with the most say in any issue. Your voice should never be just who to give power to, but how YOU want your country run.

- INTEREST! If you want fun and excitement, along with people standing by to answer your questions, military and political programs are just what we need. These programs keep an active, fresh population in order to mold future leaders with new ideas and great inspirations.

- DRAMA! I wish to keep every ounce of drama i can out of politics. Nothing irks me more than a kicking and screaming politician thats off his medications.

Thanks Go Out To:
USWP: I'm running under their name, what more could i ask for.
NoS: Supplying me with tickets for my ultra-special voters.
ST6: I don't even have to say why, you're just awesome.

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