Announcing My 2015 Bid... to my Haters

Day 2,595, 12:53 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ser Fartsalot


Hello everyone,


I'm announcing my bid for Country Presidency in January. Still don't know under which party (if any) but I'm putting it out there.


Now...

I know almost all of you hate me and that is understandable. I'd also hate a person as successful as I am but this is exactly why you should vote for me. You see, I hate you all just as much you hate me, but for different reasons. Mainly because you're completely useless and lazy. You voting for me will therefore be a win/win situation for the UK.



Wait, what...?

If you vote for me, I'll continue doing my best to make things work just to see you hate rage more. The only thing that motivates me in this game is seeing people lose their marbles and by you electing me, one month baw fest will be guaranteed, both domestically and internationally.

Failure for the UK would be unacceptable as that would make my haters victorious so right from the get-go you know that I'll do my best to make the UK as successful as possible.

For this (I hope) insufferable introductory article where I'm supposed to introduce myself I'll let you, my dear readers, haters and fans, say few things about me in the comment section bellow. Why do you think I should (never) be CP? The best comments will be put in this article.

In future articles, I'll focus more on the game mechanics and what I'd like to do if you were to elect me.


Have a great evening,

Ser Fartsalot