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Day 1,243, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • by Heather Fuchs
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It was somewhat of a rough week here in the eUnited States, what with ONE rolling around like Plastic Man that time when he lost control of his stretchy powers. But thanks to some nice planning by the National Security Council in cooperation with our friends at TERRA, the MI was able to be part of a bit of a turnaround this weekend. You know, Plastic Man is kind of like Silly Putty, and when you hit Silly Putty with a hammer…



It certainly doesn’t do this


...it shatters.


So a hearty “Welcome back!” to all those down home bluegrass fans who were temporarily hanging with Columbus’ travel agents and now are back in the great country he helped discover. We’re sorry you had to spend even a day there, but in a game with no end like this one, there are going to be bad days.



We had a craving this week…



Here’s congratulations to all the allied and eUS forces that participated in one of the biggest win days I can remember. Let’s all keep working together like this and maybe we can keep up the trend!




Click on the link to join us!


If you are at least 5 days old, your strength is at least 500 and your battlefield rank is Lieutenant or higher (or you can do at least 85 influence per fight barehanded) and you like pie as much as we do, you too could be a member of the Mobile Infantry!!!


If not, then you could alsoget your fight on in the Training Corps!


Also, see this list of important papers you should be reading:





Respectfully submitted,
Major Spamgobbler
Press Officer
eUS Mobile Infantry