Anarchia: My Life in eCyprus

Day 1,946, 11:22 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Andrei Lebowski
Did you know there were some "others" who desired something completely different from the majority?


Between 1955-1975, both turkish and greek cypriot communists who wanted an united Cyprus had been killed by EOKA - National Organisation of Cypriot Fighters (Εθνική Οργάνωσις Κυπρίων Αγωνιστών) and TMT - Turkish Resistance Organisation (Türk Mukavemet Teşkilatı).
Thus, their dreams were also destroyed violently by their own people.
Despite the given information, I am not going to tell you anything about the real Cyprus Republic.

Dear Citizens of The eWorld,
I'm here to tell you the short story of eCyprus:

It had been one or two months since eCyprus was added to the game, after Greek Pto'ers leaded by Iaswn stole all the money and declared eCyprus as a Greek territory, an exiled psychopath anarchist turkish group called Inci flooded there and took her over from Greek nationalists.

Day 1,324; It was the day when I arrived to The Island...

"The Maniac" (Rauf Raif Denktas) and his Bashi-bazouk comrades had took over the only Greek Political Party in eCyprus.
At first, this can be seen as a cruel and fascist incident however, surprisingly(!), that had leaded eCyprus' future to something weird, but great.


My First Article in eCyprus: The Dude Wants You For CCCP! (Confederate Cyprus Communist Party)

"You can call me a dreamer but i'm not the only one"


(left to right: me, iaberis and colonel depici)

My first trials to have a conversation with greeks on the island was not easy. Seriously, you may not believe me but even marcelbe, kypriosEL and iaberis (and some other people that I can't remember their names right now) blamed me for being turkish fascist who tries to kill them with a kebab knife. To be honest, If they would have continue to say that, I could have considered this option.


And The Time has flown away...

The greek community in cyprus became more and more "inci" while inci people became more and more "greek" as the days gone.


Do you want to know what have happened after these?

CCCP became today's UCP - United Cyprus Party with members from Real Cypriots, Greek, Turkish and Anarchist Inci members.

They together fought even against eTurkey, eGreece by putting away their real identities.
They opened their arms for people from all over the world sharing same ideas.
They even met in real life! despite the borders, social prejudices (and Andrei's financial problems)...


To make the long story short,

To all Greek and Turkish Fascists;

You can destroy eCyprus in this shitty game but you can NEVER destroy our brotherhood in real life. Sorry but, we've already achieved our dreams...

So, you can now shove all those pixels from north to south up to your sweet ****



Your True Dude
Sincerely
Andrei Lebowski



(special note for some albanian anchormen; have you ever tasted a commie style ottoman slap?)