Analysis of the Current Presidential Candidates (v2)

Day 803, 19:03 Published in Australia New Zealand by Bass Junkie
Current Country President Candidates




Sir_c0nstant - ANP

One of the only legitimate candidates - a right wing hero amongst the eAustralian population and a fair man. I may be biased, being a member of the ANP, but I can say working as his Vice Party President gave me insight into his leadership skills, and I support him 100%. The only candidate worth voting for.




Paul Hamon - PaPP

Paul has not been active at all in the past couple of months, and his last action before leaving was publicly denouncing the forums that are used to run our country and claiming that he will start his own forum (rumours of it containing Blackjack and Hookers were, unfortunately, unfounded.) He definitely does not have any leadership experience, and would most likely cause our country to crumble. Do NOT vote for Paul, at any cost.




Timeoin - AI

Timeoin has stated time and time again that he does not take this game seriously, and is here for the "lulz". If you vote for him, you are voting for eAustralia to be proclaimed a joke by the rest of the eWorld. Do NOT vote for Timeoin, at any cost.




Cottus Arci - AMP

Whilst unfortunately Cottus is not in ANP, nor is he excessively right-wing, he has been a great leader in this past term, and has the experience necessary to run the nation. If the election is in extreme danger of going to one of the lesser candidates, or if you don't like Sir_c0nstant because you're jealous of his awesomeness, vote for Cottus Arci.




Pizza the Hut - Who knows?

Pizza the Hut is a confirmed PTOer and possibly a multi. There is no excuse for voting for him, and he is a threat to national security. Do NOT vote for Pizza, at any cost.