An Open Letter to PEACE

Day 603, 19:14 Published in USA USA by Joe Newton

Dear any and all citizens of PEACE,

I, a Senator from the eUS, Hereby announce that the old US of A intends to kick your sorry little behind out of the US and bring the fight to you personally. Soon you'll see the bloodshed you caused in Canada, America and all around the world brought to your doorstep--and it won't be so funny then either. Well, actually it will be. I know I'll be laughing hard that you PEACE guy's ever thought you could take the United States.

Now some purely American quotes!

If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth.
-Ronald Reagan

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
-JFK

The path we have chosen for the present is full of hazards, as all paths are; but it is one of the most consistent with our character and our courage as a nation and our commitments around the world. The cost of freedom is always high — but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and this is the path of surrender or submission. Our goal is not victory of might but the vindication of right — not peace at the expense of freedom, but both peace and freedom, here in this hemisphere and, we hope, around the world. God willing, that goal will be achieved. Thank you, and good night.
-JFK

And now I'll leave you with a few paraphrases of Bush 😉

I can hear you. The rest of the free world can hear you. And soon PEACE will feel our outrage.

A great people has been moved to defend a great nation. PEACE attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.
America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.
Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of America — with the daring of our Military, who came to shed blood and help in any way they could.

See ya'll when we are on your soil, shoving a boot up your butt.
PEACE


-Joe Newton, Senator of Alabama
AKA a very important person!