An Inconvenient Fluke

Day 646, 19:14 • Published in USA USA • by Serendipitous

As I'm sure you've all heard, the war module has malfunctioned, and many Americans have cried foul. Kansas is rightfully ours, and the initiative is in our grasp thanks to the military planning of qn20 and Harlot, according eusforum.com.

Emerick's Links:

www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/121404/broken-retreat-button-plus-a-broken-contact-system/1

A forum link describing the situation in detail.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/cathode-side-chats-28962/1

That's Emerick's face right now.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-correspondent-185302/1

The conspiracy theory of Krems.

Vice-Commandant Lucius Varenus had this to say:

".ajay"
"!ajay"
"quote bot is not here 🙁"

Ajay-Bot:

http://eusforum.com/index.php/topic,9722.html

I can see that our military is in good hands when people rely on Ajay Bruno for quotes. 😛

Anyway, more to come! See you next time 😃