An election in my future and a target on my back.

Day 1,403, 20:16 • Published in USA USA • by Deificus

So I'm the latest target to find a place in the sights of the staunchly conservative Pizza The Hut. There is only one small difference between how I reached that acclaim and how others have done it: I didn't have to ask.

I didn't call PTH names. I haven't sullied his character, neither that of the account nor that of the player. I haven't figured into the plans of any dastardly deeds, escapades, or shenanigans against him or his party. I haven't participated in any political maneuvers to take his party; warranted or no, doesn't matter. No, all I've had to do is exist and try to avoid the chaos that has come between him and others in the past few months.

Don't you just wish you could get that kind of publicity from someone so notorious for so little effort?

In the comments of my previous article, Pizza The Hut has promised to bring no less than the thunder against my campaign... provided he can't get his own candidates rolling. For this election, he desires to be the Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes... and his comments are an indication that he will attempt to throw as many obstacles in my path as possible.

Before yesterday, the election for Iowa was unimportant and had few consequences; now it could become a test of just how strong the Hut legions are. I can only imagine that for many candidates, the results in Iowa will only be second to their own elections. Even if I lose, Pizza might make this an election to remember for me. My own personal day of reckoning comes, and Pizza will be leading the torch-and-pitch-fork brigade.

Now, I'm running for congress in the great state of Iowa... the Hawkeye State. If you're looking for why I believe I'm qualified to participate in the legislative body of our country, you can find that in my last article. All I humbly ask for is your vote.

Looking forward to Sunday? Definitely. I think it's going to be a very pretty day.