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An Early Christmas Present

Day 759, 20:40 • Published in Iran USA

• by Gaius Julius

THE US has decided to bring Christmas early to China. We decided the present should be something from Iran. We haven't quite decided what the gift will be. Guess you guys will have to wait till the DoW finishes to see how awesome our gift will be.

Oh btw I hear Santa Claus is coming...you guys are so lucky

Watch out Iran

Comments

Rangu Day 759, 20:41

first

Sleeve Day 759, 20:41

Second!

wars 7 Day 759, 20:41

FIRST?

wars 7 Day 759, 20:42

well 3rd and 4th but i read it

Gaius Julius Day 759, 20:42

FREECHINAFORXMASMAXXX

The Mystic Panda Day 759, 20:42

Settle down children, begging for first post gets you on the naughty list.

Aeros Day 759, 20:42

CHRISTMAS IN HEILONGJIANG!

Donovanator Day 759, 20:42

http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-word-now-178985/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/th[..]985/1

Avenya Day 759, 20:43

9th!

Redheartwolf Day 759, 20:43

MERRY CHRISTmas!!

10th I hope

Rangu Day 759, 20:43

yeah yeah you are giving it back to china problably yeah yeah stop lying

Eugene Harlot Day 759, 20:43

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Anyonymous Day 759, 20:44

God I love America.

Halfie Day 759, 20:45

🙂

JeepAmerica Day 759, 20:45

Anyonymous
one minute ago

God I love America.

QFT

Mr. Hyphenated Day 759, 20:48

Anyonymous
one minute ago

God I love America.

QFT

*2

Deificus Day 759, 20:51

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go...
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

I'm sorry, I just finished watching Die Hard (great Christmas movie, btw)... and when Santa Harlot is finished leaving "gifts" for the good little boys and girls of Iran... well, that place is going to look so much like Nakatomi Plaza that it's not funny.

Or maybe it will be funny. Who knows? Never know when Santa Harlot is about.

Persian algebra Day 759, 20:51

ای مادر سر سپید! بشنو

این پند سیاه بخت فرزند

ترکیبی ساز بی‌مماثل

معجونی ساز بی‌همانند

از آتش آه خلق مظلوم

وز شعلهٔ کیفر خداوند

ابری بفرست بر سر ری

بارانش ز هول و بیم و آفند

بشکن در دوزخ و برون ریز

بادافره کفر کافری چند

ز آن گونه که بر مدینهٔ عاد

صرصر شرر عدم پراکند

بفکن ز پی این اساس تزویر

بگسل ز هم این نژاد و پیوند

برکن ز بن این بنا، که باید

از ریشه بنای ظلم برکند

زین بی‌خردان سفله بستان

داد دل مردم خردمند

Vincenzo Macena Day 759, 20:53

Ready to kick some Iranian a$$ O7

Astra Kat G Day 759, 20:54

Merry Christmas 😃

Shz_Sabz Day 759, 20:59

امریکا هیچ غلطی نمیکنه

St Krems Day 759, 20:59

شما بهتر است مراقب
شما بهتر است گریه
شما بهتر است اخم کردن
من به شما گفتن چرا
بابا نوئل است آمدن به شهر
بابا نوئل است آمدن به شهر
بابا نوئل است آمدن به شهر

Shz_Sabz Day 759, 21:01

even google translation cant help u

Persian algebra Day 759, 21:03

your persian are traible

St Krems Day 759, 21:05

>your persian are traible

¬_¬

Persian algebra Day 759, 21:06

terrible

Astra Kat G Day 759, 21:06

LOL "traible" XD I guess it's mutual then. 😉

Lefty from Mulberry St Day 759, 21:11

Persian Algebra comment's translation:

Hail eUS and it's allies. You guys rule! Iran cowers in awe...

Shz_Sabz Day 759, 21:13

فارسی تایپ کنین

Persian algebra Day 759, 21:28

Hail to warriors

A b a n Day 759, 21:52

Merry Christmas to all from Iranian people.

We are not here to hurt each other.

I wish all of you have a good new year.

خدايا کفر نمي‌گويم،
پريشانم،
چه مي‌خواهي‌ تو از جانم؟!
مرا بي ‌آنکه خود خواهم اسير زندگي ‌کردي.
خداوندا!
اگر روزي ‌ز عرش خود به زير آيي
لباس فقر پوشي
غرورت را براي ‌تکه ناني
‌به زير پاي‌ نامردان بياندازي‌
و شب آهسته و خسته
تهي‌ دست و زبان بسته
به سوي ‌خانه باز آيي
زمين و آسمان را کفر مي‌گويي
نمي‌گويي؟!

خداوندا!
اگر در روز گرما خيز تابستان
تنت بر سايه‌ي ‌ديوار بگشايي
لبت بر کاسه‌ي‌ مسي‌ قير اندود بگذاري
و قدري آن طرف‌تر
عمارت‌هاي ‌مرمرين بيني‌
و اعصابت براي‌ سکه‌اي‌ اين‌سو و آن‌سو در روان باشد
زمين و آسمان را کفر مي‌گويي
نمي‌گويي؟!

خداوندا!
اگر روزي‌ بشر گردي‌
ز حال بندگانت با خبر گردي‌
پشيمان مي‌شوي‌ از قصه خلقت از اين بودن، از اين بدعت.
خداوندا تو مسئولي.
خداوندا تو مي‌داني‌ که انسان بودن و ماندن
در اين دنيا چه دشوار است،

چه رنجي ‌مي‌کشد آنکس که انسان است و از احساس سرشار است

Persian algebra Day 759, 21:57

فرشاد @

خداوند میخواد قوی ضعیفو بکشه تا دنیایی که آفریده از بین نره

Persian algebra Day 759, 21:58

یعنی دنیا فاسد نشه

cain4iran Day 759, 22:06

ب ه ت ر ی ن ر ا ه م ق ا ب ل ه د ا د ن ک ا م ن ت ف ا ر س ی ا س پ م ا س ت

جاوید ایران

Persian algebra Day 759, 22:13

i can ask you kindly some questions ?

Persian algebra Day 759, 22:15

way india freedom are good for you ?

you can be imperialestic and your enemies are fewer

MikeEhrmantraut Day 759, 22:23

Votemaxx

A b a n Day 759, 22:31

Please go to this:

It's just from Iranian people.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/merry-christmas-to-all--1096396/1/20#comments" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/merr[..]ments

sorooshm22 Day 759, 23:07

زنده باد ایران

viva IRAN

(Merry Christmas)

rose bud Day 759, 23:13

Hey cowboys..Empire of Persia conquer you easily

Zheng He Day 760, 03:46

FREE CHINA !!

Eugene Harlot Day 760, 04:49

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

RomanEmpire Day 760, 06:57

lol, and the Russian President wishes you a Merry Christmas to: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/phoenix-failmax-1-1097024/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/phoe[..]/1/20 🙂

aria110 Day 760, 07:07

We are going to have some fun by kicking your dirty a**es. Keep your mouth shot and employee some man and van to remove your dead bodies out from our country.

johnpauljones Day 760, 07:21

lol uh oh, it looks like aria110 is going to be on Santa Harlot's naughty list with a comment like that

ayelius Day 760, 08:08

الان این چی گفت ؟

Astra Kat G Day 760, 08:42

>way india freedom are good for you ?
>you can be imperialestic and your enemies are fewer

We want freedom for everyone; everyone with their own original regions, especially the little countries like India. The fact that you don't understand that proves that you'll never get it.

X.Carter Day 760, 09:35

(😐

Iamnameless Day 760, 09:46

Dinner and drinks in Teheran!
شام و نوشیدنی در تهران!

Go eUSA!

Prodanov Day 760, 10:23

Gay...

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