AMP, My Sweet Prince, I Will be Your Savior

Day 996, 23:18 Published in USA Pakistan by Matthew Smith The awesomeness

Custer has been reining over this party for too long.

Dateline: Thursday, August 12, 2010
Location: Raleigh, NC
Reporter: MSTA



Custard, also known as George Armstrong Custer, is quick to attack S.E.E.S for their mentality. To be honest, I agree, those jerks should be eliminated, but, I am not here to attack S.E.E.S. One of his overused methods of arguing is comparing S.E.E.S to the nazi's countless times. Custer fails to mention, however, that he reigns over his party, the American Military Party, with an iron fist. AMP, I am here to rescue you from his horrid ruling. I will be your savior from this evil man.

Custer is the first one to point out "pto'ers". This is probably because Custer is a pto'er himself. If you let him take control of this party for another month, he could destroy democracy and freedom. You may say, "why did they allow him in the army if he is a pto'er?". The truth is, the military is a front for pto'ers. If you see anyone in a military avatar, they are members of Phoenix. Custer is a vocal member of the military, thus making him a huge treat to Amurica.

Members of the AMP, do not worry, I am here to help you. I want to be inside you more than anything else. I plan to get inside you and bring down a new reign, a place where there are no longer dictators to rule over you. Do not misunderstand me, I will be a leader, but I will not shut you out like Custer has.



"Matthew Smith the Awesomeness is a Congressman, a member of the S.E.E.S. Party, with whom I have had an ongoing problem both in Congress and in game. His intentions are obvious-- to unseat me as President of my own Party in his quest to undermine everything I try to accomplish; it's a blatant hostile takeover action, a personal vendetta-- dirty politics at its worst.
MSTA definitely has the support of the S.E.E.S. Party to unseat me, by any means necessary."

Let me break up these statements and "break it down":
"Matthew Smith the Awesomeness is a Congressman,"
I am, thus speaking to my character.

"a member of the S.E.E.S. Party,"
click on my profile and you will see I am not.

"with whom I have had an ongoing problem both in Congress and in game."
cool story bro.

"His intentions are obvious-- to unseat me as President of my own Party"
It's a democracy, ARE YOU PROMOTING DICTATORSHIP!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!

"quest to undermine everything I try to accomplish"
references please.

"it's a blatant hostile takeover action, a personal vendetta-- dirty politics at its worst."
there's nothing hostile about what I'm gonna do to the party, but you could call it dirty. 😉

There are a few things I plan to implement as the new PP.
-Daily Military Bashing
-Calling Custer a "Kooky Old Man"
-Closing votes early to fuck with Custer
-More Military Bashing


I stand for freedom



You may not know me, but my name is Matthew Smith The awesomeness, and I'm here to save you from Custer's tyranny.