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America: Go home and be a congressman!

Day 1,402, 17:21 • Published in USA Japan

• by Tendou

America. I've put myself into poverty fighting this past month. (ALSO I REFUSE HAND OUTS SO GIVE THEM TO ME SECRETLY.) I HAVE LITERALLY SUNK MY TEETH INTO THE BUTTOCKS OF OUR ENEMIES. You have no idea how desensitized this has made me. I am detached from all of my senses, perpetually in an out of body experience. When I imagined being a congressman, I thought I'd look like Teddy Roosevelt riding a bear outfitted with solid steel armor made from the dismantling of several tanks. I was right. It is awesome. Not only am I knee deep in Spanish bung holes, I am also voting left and right for your prosperity.

Exactly one month ago, I had no idea what to expect out of congress. Apparently I over-hyped it for myself. IT IS AWESOME! Don't get me wrong! But it isn't all daises and explosions. (Although a good chunk of it is!) Being in Congress is like being given a top hat and monocle: It means nothing unless you actually wear the top hat and monocle.
I CALL UPON THEE, AMERICA! Vote me into office in VERMONT, it's my lucky state, and I will literally become Guile. (SFP version of Guile, AKA: Captain Communism)

Regardless of whether or not I actually get a second go at this, I will strive to be more active in our government and will continue to use logic and random bouts of violence to do what is best for you, America. AMURRIKA, FUCH YEAR! ALSO ON ANOTHER NOTE, I will be moving to eGermany if I don't get in this month! THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE INCENTIVE, IF I CANNOT BE OF USE TO MY COUNTRY THEN I WILL GO AND HELP LIBERATE AN ALLY! Plus I'm learning German and it'd give me an excuse to type in german. All day. Every day.

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