Amazing pirate jokes inside

Day 715, 16:11 • Published in USA USA • by Bizzaro number one

What is a pirates favorite Element?

~Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr-gon (Argon)

What did the pirate get on his test?

~A high Sea (C+)

Why wasn't the kid pirate allowed to see the movie?

~It was rated Arrrrrrr (R)

What does the pirate use to catch fish?

~ A hook (no explanation here)

What alliance sucks?

~PEACE

Who should you vote for tommrow?

~Jewitt