All glory to the Holy Empire of Pakistan

Day 1,053, 23:23 • Published in Pakistan Italy • by Medjugore

Well hello there, It's been a while.

Today, the forces of sand without question annihilated the forces of beef in the world. Today, the forces of sand struck terror in the hearts of all cows so much that they simply went mad, attacking everyone they knew.

I personally slew David Forde and his mastercard-bought tank in a small uprising in Gujarat. As I drove my blade into his heart, I could only hear him scream for forgiveness. As I grill him on my sand-powered furnace, I can only dream of the opponents I will slay tomorrow.

One month ago, a small group of men had a dream. That dream was a revived Pakistan. Today, Pakistan stands renewed and energetic, a true power in the world once again, thanks to the work of many warriors who joined them from afar. The warriors of Pakistan hail from all the world over and strike fear in the hearts of all those who cherish snow.

As I write this, I weep in joy at the knowledge that I was one of those men. I weep in joy that we have brought Dio's holy land back to prominence.

We are all making history here, my brothers.

Glory to the sandy warriors who helped us create this new Empire

All glory to the Holy Empire of Pakistan.