Alive And Still Breathing (Alt: Where the heck are my suscribers?!?!)

Day 1,360, 12:10 • Published in Slovenia Germany • by Skalg von Tuari


Hey there, Slovenia, my first article here!

First, let me explain who I am. I am a former eGerman and eBritish citizen, who, after losing a CP election against the worst possible person (and I'm not talking about Hans here) had a last minute flight to eUK, got drunk, was mugged, raped, kidnapped and kinda lost a liver or two. Anyone seen them?


sounds so familiar

Hell, now I am in one of the few countries that are gonna exist no matter how often I don't check in. No idea how I ended up here, though, so I gotta go on a quest to find my liver. So I am not only moving from country to country for a possible Mercenary Medal, I'm even fighting for a kewl bunch of people called the wolves whenever I cba to actually follow orders at all. Vezuv really is a cool guy who made me join voluntarily (by threatening me with only a little bit of violence, but I am used to that anyway).


I just know you guys love pictures



Anyway, what happened so far? To be honest, I got no friggin idea. I heard theres a new alliance made out of Pro ONE countries. Awesome - so you'll soon have the Terra-EDEN syndrome, meaning you'll have conflicts where there are none because of single members. Turkey and Spain already showed that. Hell, a multipolar world sure sucks, go ask Obama IRL about that.

Still, this new alliance sounds p awesome, basically like PHX without most of its superpowers, in a world where everyone is fighting the bigger villains, so they can take everything else without anyone noticing it anyway. Sounds like a plan.

So, I would have joined a party, but erebuglik won't let me, and I would have joined you forums, but my inactivity won't let me, so basically, meh. Gonna be inactive soon again I guess. But hey - that games does occupy me every now and then.



I'd ask you to vote now, but thats meaningless anyway, so just feel free to flame in the comments.

Skalg von Tuari

P.S.: Howly loves Kati.