Alfagrem on the campaign trail.

Day 536, 16:56 • Published in South Korea United Kingdom • by Grampa Alfagrem

I have announced my candidature for the leadership of the Dale Winton Fan Club.

Whilst currently unopposed, I ask the current and future members of the party to support my bid for leadership of the party based on my vision of eSK.

The 'DWFC' was formed out of the wreckage that was the former goon party. The name exists not only as a partial tribute to Dale Winton but also due to the fact I couldn't think of a formal name that summed up my ideals and those I hope the party would develop and endorse.

Our numbers swelled only due to the patriotic (tactical) actions of my fellow Koreans. So now we exist as the largest party in Korea and in Congress but without a common political platform for which we stand. Here is mine;

1. The Economy.

I have pushed for and with the help of many other Koreans have been successful in pushing for a low tax economy. Having the lowest tax rates possible not only comparatively enriches our existing citizens and allows them more freedom in the markets but it also offers up a good selling point to other individuals and companies that may want to come to South Korea.

I was also instrumental in removing the vulnerability of the goods market to buy-outs by recovering a huge fraction of the KRW that was thrown away when 'The Party' was overthrown. That action was undertaken my myself, alone and with no governmental backing or encouragement and it taught me a lesson that those of you who can remember the 'Billy Joe Bob' buy-out can probably testify to, The Government must not allow the monetary markets to run free.

The government should however retain its distance from pursuing any state owned, subsidised or controlled companies as this negates the advantages of our low-tax, trade driven economic model and is anathema to many Koreans as it ensconces the state as the prime instrument of development within eKorea rather then the endeavours of its eCitizens.

In summary,

1% Income Taxes across the board.
1% VAT's.
25% Import taxes on Grain and all manufacturing industries.
10% Import on Houses.
1% Import on Hospitals and DS.

A small printing of KRW to account for the money lost in dead accounts and to allow some monetary control.

Constant movement of foreign cash from the Korean treasury into 'Origin Bank'.

No state ownership or subsidisation in the business market. (excluding state-of-emergency).


to be continued...........