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Aldous The Meek: The Parable

Day 952, 12:51 • Published in Belgium Belgium

• by Reaussou

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Issue 11
On Aldous The Meek and His Followers

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One day, The Meek was walking through the forest of chaos. He walked silently since his holy feet barely touch the ground in order not to smear his pureness. Suddenly he saw a man. It was a young man, seemingly desperate, shedding in tears, shouting out in pain. Aldous The Meek came nearer and put his holy hand on the poor man's head. "What's the problem, my young child?" he asked.

The man answered his fingers hurt. His fingers hurt of clicking 2 times a day. He said he needed more practice in order to survive in eBelgium. eBelgium's Holyness put his hand behind his back, looked to the sky and what apparently looked like magic, 10 gifts and 3 breads, warm from the bakery appeared. "Register" he said, "Register on the eBelgian forum and thou shall be enlightened with skill and knowledge to fulfill your destiny in eBelgium."

The Meek handed over the shiny gifts and the flaming hot bread and the man stood up. He looked right into the eyes of The Meek. They stood there for 5 seconds. The man put a smile on his face and kneeled for Aldous The Meek. The Holy Spiritual Leader put his soft hands on the man's shoulder. "Stand up" he said. And the man stood up. "I shall treat you as equal. Follow the words of Zamiatinism, spread my word as Beerist and do it with honor."

The man turned around, took a walk into the nearest pub, ordered a beer, registered on the forum and carried the light of The Holy Aldous.

All welcome the spirit of Aldous The Meek!
The Golden Fleece

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Comments

Xgentis Lempereur Day 952, 13:22

LMAO Realy good Reaussou I am a proud to be a Beerist.

Stilpo Day 952, 13:59

nice

Kylero Day 952, 14:01

Aldous FTW!

oXyTeC Day 952, 14:15

😃 very nice

MaryamQ Day 952, 16:16

Holy Aldous, protect us!

Dante Alagherii Day 952, 17:17

HAIL ST ALDOUS!!

Hugo Lilly Day 953, 01:35

LOL voted

Theneka Day 954, 02:46

Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions. The criticism of religion is therefore in embryo the criticism of the vale of woe, the halo of which is religion. Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers from the chain, not so that man will wear the chain without any fantasy or consolation but so that he will shake of the chain and cull the living flower.

Reaussou Day 954, 08:49

Karl, is that you?

Kylero Day 954, 13:11

"opiate of the masses"- Karl Marx

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