Alastar's Diary
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Dominik
Unlike some of the misleading titles out there, these are actual excerpts from Alastar Aingleis' diary, recently declassified.
January 8
Hahaha! This is going to be awesome, diary. We'll rob the treasury and start a new life in Saudi Arabia. This is too great. I love you, diary.
January 13
Gee, diary, people are being really mean. Is all of this really called for? All I did was support 2 guys who tried to tear a country apart for their own personal benefit. Why can't everybody just be nice? Oh, diary, at least I always have you.
January 18
This Saltydog guy isn't being very nice. Neither are a lot of people, actually. Do I have ANY friends out there? Well, at least Rolo still loves me. And you, diary. I'll always have you.
January 23
Rolo hit me again today. He used the thick belt this time. I don't know if my bruises will ever go away. He means well. I was insolent. I shouldn't have said anything.
February 4
Rolo is running for president again. I'm sure he'll win. Maybe he'll act nicer to me once he does.
February 6
He didn't win. Every inch of my body hurts. Haven't made love in weeks. Starting to get really lonely. Even thinking of an affair. OH MY GOD! I can hear him coming. He's been drinking again... love you, diary.
February 10
HAHAHA All eyes are on me! I hijacked the DAL's name. Everybody cares. Maybe I should buy some votes in case they don't. Just one or two hundred for good measure. Too bad the only people subscribed to my paper are multies. And you, diary, of course.
February 14
I haven't been writing as often as I'd like to, diary. But we've been plotting something. Tee-hee. There's no way they'll manage to stop me and Rolo now. We're going to control 3 parties! It'll be great! Everything will be back to normal.
February 15
What... but. OH NO! Maybe I can spare 3 multies to get NorseFire back... nope. Well, this is, um.... hehe.
February 17
I had to leave Rolo. I'm not sure how I will make a living now. Maybe writing subpar trolling articles will get me some cash. I'm living at my mother's now, but she won't let me stay long. Need to find a place to crash...
February 20
I'm so lonely. Wes hasn't talked to me. Rolo is gone. I need a friend to talk to, you know. I mean, I love you and all diary, but I just need a human ear to listen to. I think I might be going mad.
February 22
Good news, diary! I found a friend! Addy Lawrence is going to let me stay at his place! And I can run for congress too! This won't look shady at all. Addy and I are going to be the best of buds!
February 25
Multie here, multie there, bought vote here, gullible two-clicker there. Perfect! 9am and already secured. It's an honour to run as a MOO candidate. The MOO team is filled with trustworthy individuals like myself and Termz. And Addy too! He isn't on Rolo's payroll, of course. Only a madman would think that. Addy is a smart guy. Nobody understands what goes on in that complex mind of his. I might not even need you, diary.
February 27
People are still being mean? Dominik? Rylde? Why do these people have to point out that I'm a deceptive criminal with ties to notorious thieves? I think I'll embarrass them by posting exactly what they already said verbatim in an article. That's sure to knock them into submission! Well, diary- wait. Where are you going? Diary, no! I need you! Addy isn't as good a listener as you, I just- OH NO, DIARY! NOT THE THICK BELT AGAIN! I DIDN'T I DON'T WANT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
"Rolo hit me again today. He used the thick belt this time"
Thats too much lmao.
Alastar has done more good for Canada in the past year than Dominik has.
Think about that.
^ u mad cuz u got banned from the forum lol
^ u jelly because u think u did something cool
What? Giving you a 20-minute ban for you spamming the forum after getting your feelings hurt?
Huh? Being a lousy divisive PP that wastes time on meaningless charters while our party is falling into oblivion makin' you want to take it out on TemujinBC?
I'm not talking to you about this here. There's a thread on the forums where you are welcome to engage in civilised debate as opposed to the whining and obnoxious spamming you've been doing. I've addressed your points and you've done nothing but act like a 6-year-old. I'm sorry you're unable to refute other people's arguments, but that's not my problem and you will not take your frustration out on the forums.
I am talking to you about this here. You have banned me from the forums because you weren't able to handle the issues I was raising. I spammed one thread with three posts of the same sentence, because I felt it wasn't getting through to you. It is you who acts like a 6 year old, so stop being the pot that calls the kettle black. You are all about the "lulz" as long as it is for you, but the second it is for someone else, you get all "srs bzn" and pretend to take the high road. I'm sorry you are unable to see the basic truth of the matter, but it is my problem because you are the PP of the party I have been associated with since June. I did not take out any frustrations on the forum, but you apparently did by banned me.
Forum is that way ->
Dear Diary,
TemujinBC pwned me on my own article today. I'm really upset about it, but I can't quite bring myself to admit that I made a mistake. I hope I can deflect the attention away from myself, because I really want people to think I'm cooooooo
Thanks diary,
Dominik
*continues whistling*
^ ahhh, the sweet sound of cognitive dissonance
Soothing to the ears, eh Dom?
Are you under the impression that you said something intelligent at some point? Please direct me. I must have missed it.
Are you under the impression that your time as DAL PP is a success? Please direct me to your meaningful contributions to the party, I must have missed them all.
well that was interesting....
I LAUGHED SO HARD
This was by far the best:
February 6
He didn't win. Every inch of my body hurts. Haven't made love in weeks. Starting to get really lonely. Even thinking of an affair. OH MY GOD! I can hear him coming. He's been drinking again... love you, diary.
These are the days of our eLives.
Someone give this man a medal!
LOL............😁😁
I am not quite sure if i can laugh about this brilliant peace of humor or be awed in shock because of all the abuse that seems to be described a bit too well. You can talk about, Dominik. The internet never makes fun of those that seek for help there.
Dear diary,
Today I read Alastar's diary, it hurt my feelings when he said I ran with MOO and made me want to write a troll comment, but then I read a few and.. These comments have increased my respect for TemujinBC, maybe he's not a butt.
Goodnight diary,
Code-Y.
TemujinBC is totally a butt
"Please direct me to your meaningful contributions to the party, I must have missed them all."
To list a few:
-Founding it.
-Creating the structure for the forum as well as recently restructuring it.
-Writing all of its original platforms/defining its ideology.
-Starting the Magic Pony as a mascot.
-Writing the entire Constitution thus far.
-Getting rid of Code-Y.
-Organising the WC.
-Creating a new structure for a party executive to be enacted in a day or so.
-Changing the elections to on-forum to minimise the risk of PTO.
-Building better relations with CPP and MDP.
-Coming up with the idea for and organising the first inter-party summit.
Your turn.
In order of appearance:
-That was so two and a half years ago
-Restructuring the forums because you vandalized them over a year ago?
-The magic pony.... you're listing that as an accomplishment?
-Wasting how many hours on a constitution that only you read?
-Even a broken watch is right twice a day
-How's that Writers competition doing, anyways?
-Entrenching your own grip on power?
-Because this will totally prevent someone from running in-game
-Better relations with the MDP... a party whose leader has insulted and denigrated the DAL more than anyone else
-Yep, Even a broken watch is right twice a day
Anything else.
I'm starting to lose interest in this, but I will entertain you with one more reply, I guess.
"That was so two and a half years ago"
hehehe, touche, good sir.
"Restructuring the forums because you vandalized them over a year ago?"
No, although that was fun as well. I was gonna list the vandalism as one of the accomplishments but I didn't want to take the credit away from my good friend Uraczak. Plus, Scorpius would probably yell at me.
"The magic pony.... you're listing that as an accomplishment?"
Yes.
"Wasting how many hours on a constitution that only you read?"
I'm sorry that your reading comprehension is this poor, but it's been explained to you multiple times by multiple people that the constitution's purpose is to serve as a comprehensive list of procedures we can conveniently look up next time something goes wrong. It is not intended to be read any more than a phone book is intended to be read.
"How's that Writers competition doing, anyways?"
Doing alright. Could be better. Maybe you should contribute something next time.
"Entrenching your own grip on power?"
Creating an executive to offset the power of the PP. Kind of like most parties have.
"Because this will totally prevent someone from running in-game"
Again, your reading comprehension is quite poor here. No, it doesn't prevent somebody from running in-game. What it does is prevent the vote being split between two legitimate candidates during a PTO. Again, most parties do this now. DAL was a bit behind.
I'm not even going to respond to the comment about MDP when you're fawning over a party whose leader ran a guy for congress who stole our name (because of you, I might add) and then tried to PTO us.
Stick to Crimson. I'll stick to DAL.
"The internet never makes fun of those that seek for help there."
You haven't spent much time on the internet, have you?
ROFL, the comments are more entertaining than the article itself, and the article was pretty damn funny.
Your browser doesn't show the [irony] tags? I am sure there is a plug-in.
Dom, Tem, you're both embarrassing yourselves.
I know, Scorp. I know.
I lol'd
I'm disappointed! Alastar didn't write about trolling my inbox with "you suck Kilgore".