Ajay Bruno!!! Lolz

Day 685, 04:42 • Published in USA Ireland • by Reactionist

So despite the fact that I'm kind of a noob to eRepublik and I have no idea about the dastardly deeds of Ajay Bruno. I am going to write an article about him, because people hate him and vote up articles about him.

So this one time I logged onto eRepublik and Ajay had destroyed the country of South Africa from within. And this other time he was obnoxious. Oh! Oh! He eats BABIES.

Okay, first of all let me say something serious for once (not joking), Ajay obviously likes the limelight. One article about his bad self is sufficient to inflate his ego, let alone the twenty I have read this weekend. He's not going away if you keep talking about him so rule one of eRepublik is don't talk about Ajay. Rule two of eRepublik should be don't talk about Ajay (Rule eight is if its your first day in eRepublik you must go to war). Secondly, do not think I am supporting Ajay. I want him to go away just like anyone else.

Recommendation: Withdraw all citizens from a region. Allow Ajay sole inhabitance. Allow him to declare independence and create Ajayland. Worldwide trade embargo on Ajayland. He is now the eCitizen formerly known as Prince, er Ajay. Bam. It has no flaws.

Unless! What if the evil eBritish free him and turn him against us (Oh noes). Ah its the worst they can do, annoy us. Bloody pantywaists.

Erin Go Bragh,
God Bless eUSA,
Reactionist

**Oh faeces. I broke my own rule 1, 2, and 8. DAMN YOU HYPOCRISY