Ajay Bruno leaves the ANA. Enoch Root distraught as Ajay joins SAGP

Day 679, 18:53 • Published in South Africa Israel • by Amun Nefer

Hello again eSouth Africa, I have big news about everyone's favourite congressmen. Ajay Bruno has once again decided to jump ship and has this time headed over to the the South African Gold Party. I interviewed both Philip Francis Exavier Esquire, ANA Party President, and Enoch Root, SAGP Party President, for their reactions to this sudden turn of events.

First though, Dreadnuts the Mighty perpretated what can only be called an epic trolling of Ajay, however it wasn't so much what Dread did. Somehow Ajay once again thought that DTM was Dutch Marley and again divulged great amounts of wonderfully incriminating info. Hats off to you Dread. o7

Now the interviews!

Amun: So when did you first find out about Ajay leaving the ANA?

Mr. Esquire: I learned of his leaving the party just a few short momments before he actly left, due to my announcement that I would consider all legitiment candidates for the Country Presidential elections. He then proceeded to shout insults at me, and stated his intention to leave the party, and "take all his support with him"

Amun: Any idea what this "support" he's refferring to is?

Mr. Esquire: I don't deny that some of the ANA's core members agree with him on a variety of issues, and perhaps consider him a role model. his supprising level of support and votes in the congressional elections show that. My worry is that this will weaken the ANA, although on the plus side, it could help, by encouraging our less active players to make a consious descision. About the issue that is.

Amun: You would say that though that his number of supporters has dropped somewhat?

Mr Esquire: I would say that the total number of his supporters has dropped since he first moved here, yes. I would say that more and more of them are free-thinking individuals, in fact we have one chap whos name is "freethinker101" (i might have the number wrong, sorry if i do!)

Amun: How do you think this will impact the ANA now that your most famous/infamous member has left?

Mr. Esquire: I beleive that from this point we can only move forward. With Ajay gone, perhaps we can consolidate some other... loose ends, and perhaps move forward with the rest of eSA to a better brighter future. the ANA may lose a few members, but we will retain our hard working character, and stay strong as a force in our great nation.

Amun: How do you personally feel about Ajay's departure?

Mr. Esquire: Well... I am actually kind of affronted. I tried to give the man a chance to redeem himself, because i beleive that all men (and women for that matter) are fundamentally good, and only ever misguided, mentally disturbed, or trying to protect their egos when they do inane or evil things. I offered him the hand of friendship if he appologized publicly for his previous actions and tried to act better, but he denied that opportunity.

Amun: Who are you going to be endorsing in the Country Presidential Race?

Mr. Esquire: I personally will be supporting Steven Bosch. my party on the other hand, may go any which way. I plan on having an intensive primary starting tommorow afternoon, in which i will collect data on who we want to support with our endorsement.

Amun: Alright Mr. Esquire, thank you for your time, good luck to you, your party, and your party's cats.

Mr. Esquire: I thank you. May the Force be with you.

Amun: May the Force be with you always.

Mr. Esquire: and with you.


Mr Enoch Root -

Amun: So when did you first find out about Ajay leaving the ANA and joining your party?

Mr. Root: When we were sitting in IRC and Frank said - ENOCH YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

Amun: What was your immediate reaction when you saw this new arrival in your party?

Mr. Root😮n Deniz's artilce - "EW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" and in IRC - "KILL IT WITH FIRE"

Amun: and how did you react when Ajay arrived in IRC?

Mr. Root: With much lulz. It's always lulz when Ajay comes onto IRC.

Amun: How do you feel this will affect the South African Gold Party?

Mr. Root: Well it's not good, Deniz already left, and no one wants to be apart of a Party that Ajay is in. It depends on Ajay's intentions while he is in the Party. If he goes around associating his name with the Gold Party, you can look forward to an article publicly asking Ajay to leave, and if he does not, then a statement that we are not associated with him in any way. I have no problem if he waits out the Presidential Elections in the Party. So long as he causes no trouble

Amun: Do you really think that would be necessary? It does not seem like most of eSA would fall for such a move by him.

Mr. Root: It isn't but we would want to be clear on the matter. Especially if he follows through with his threat to run for Party President. Oh I get to be PP of GP next month k? deal

Amun: Lastly, who are you going to be endorsing in the CP elections?

Mr. Root Steven of course (Which is why Ajay came over to the Gold Party, according to his article)

Amun: Thank you for your time Mr. Root

Mr. Root: o/
np Mr. Nefer

Amun: and good luck to you and your party's cats
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Mr. Root: Thank you, your condolences are appreciated. We are a strong Party, something like Ajay liking us will not destroy us.