Ajay Bruno Article Generator
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by Esteban Delgado
Jah Exodus has always been more of an opinion paper rather than a newspaper or the funnies, but in this feature of Jah Exodus, I&I would like to try a little bit of humor because this raggamuffin just couldn't resist when I saw Ajay Bruno's latest article, smearing our beloved nation, government, and Ines, our beloved leader: United South Africa Promotes Communists
With that, I introduce you to the all new…
Ajay Bruno Article Generator!
All you have to do is go to this page and fill in a few categories. It's like playing Madibs! Writing your own Ajay Bruno Article filled with lies and dirty nonsensical smear tactics has never been simpler, more entertaining, or more interactive than with the Ajay Bruno Article Generator.
(All I ask is a simple link back if used.)
Disclaimer: Jah Exodus is in no way affiliated with Ajay Bruno and his society of racist homophobes. Jah Exodus and its editor, Esteban "Rasta Lion" Delgado, disapprove of any and all actions taken and thoughts had (if any at all) by Ajay Bruno in both eRepublik and real life. Using the Ajay Bruno Article Generator will not guarantee any votes or subscriptions to your newspaper. Friends may unfriend you. You may be cast apart as an outcast of any society in the New World. The Ajay Bruno Article generator should not be used to campaign for a public position unless one wishes to guarantee a loss and more political and social ostracism throughout eRepublik.
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EPIC and TOTAL WIN!!!!! 😃 It's like Rudy Giuliani, X 9/11 Y Terrorism Z.
Check this out... Got this article out to the Americans now too.
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Great article! Long live South Africa! Here is to hoping the admins put in an "eDeport" button specifically for South Africa.
I nearly died laughing reading all the drop down choices. Though maybe redesign the one to read "murdered AND killed" for emphasis! lol
Please post in eUS as well.
I thoroughly enjoyed my result.
"United South Africa member and henchman of the President, Ivan Dinkumsnips, has revealed to me their support of Gay Marriage. Apparently according to this individual, Gay Marriage works and Amsterdam is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Nelson Mandela is an example of Gay Marriage being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Gay Marriage is a good thing. Tell that to the 666 trillion people who have been raped due to the evils of this system. "
Esteban i can kiss you!
Hehe, good one Oceanus!
Easy Zag, don't let Ajay hear you or a lynching might happen.
Oh my God.
That was hilarious.
Thank you for that. 😃
Ajay article generator? Absolutely Brilliant.
I especially enjoyed having Barrack Obama on the list of evil dictators, it really adds the Ajay touch to the articles.
voted! awesome
genius!
Cool story bro! No seriously, I choked on Cheez-its while reading this.
The only webpage I will ever need for the rest of time.
First person narrative? Third person narrative?! Forget all of that!
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Great! gets a bit repetitive though
You are instantly and eternally my favourite person
Black Lion Front member and henchman of the President, Ayhas Nohbolz, has revealed to me their support of Liberalism. Apparently according to this individual, Liberalism works and Vermont is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Pol Pot is an example of Liberalism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Liberalism is a good thing. Tell that to the 100 million people who have been given wedgies due to the evils of this system.
That was funny
lame
OMG Awesome!!
EPIC!!!
Vietnam free kitten party member and henchman of the President, chris smoung, has revealed to me their support of Nazism. Apparently according to this individual, Nazism works and Hell is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Barack Hussein Obama is an example of Nazism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Nazism is a good thing. Tell that to the 69 sextillion people who have been murdered and killed due to the evils of this system.
lol
Sweet!
Awesome. Seriously, you guys in South Africa have DEFINITELY made the best of a bad thing...
Thats frikken brilliant
Thats amazing, PM me how you made that thing work if you could 😛
Very clever!
CvP member and henchman of the President, Steve the Mailroom Guy, has revealed to me their support of Anachism. Apparently according to this individual, Anachism works and Amsterdam is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Mao Zedong is an example of Anachism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Anachism is a good thing. Tell that to the 666 trillion people who have been crucified due to the evils of this system.
Yes, I'm one of those guys that had to post results. 😉
Very nice.
So good!
@cam94509:
When your e-nation has a history of being the world's punching bag, like ours, then you learn to just roll them, and take your own jabs. 😛
Haha Lucien. I liked yours. I live in Vermont, I think the Khmer Rouge are just down the street...
This was awesome.
Haha fantastic!
"United Independents Party member and henchman of the President, StygianSteel, has revealed to me their support of Gay Marriage. Apparently according to this individual, Gay Marriage works and Vermont is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Michael Moore is an example of Gay Marriage being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Gay Marriage is a good thing. Tell that to the 100 million people who have been deprived of freedom due to the evils of this system."
LOL
Very funny, thanks for this. Laughed my ass off.
Lulz @ Deificus and EPIC WIN Estaban
Juche member and henchman of the President, Peter the PumpkinEater, has revealed to me their support of Liberalism. Apparently according to this individual, Liberalism works and Vietnam is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Saddam Hussein is an example of Liberalism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Liberalism is a good thing. Tell that to the 666 trillion people who have been touched due to the evils of this system.
Republish this in the eUK and you'll have votes galore \o/