Ajay Bruno Article Generator
Esteban Delgado
Jah Exodus has always been more of an opinion paper rather than a newspaper or the funnies, but in this feature of Jah Exodus, I&I would like to try a little bit of humor because this raggamuffin just couldn't resist when I saw Ajay Bruno's latest article, smearing our beloved nation, government, and Ines, our beloved leader: United South Africa Promotes Communists
With that, I introduce you to the all new…
Ajay Bruno Article Generator!
All you have to do is go to this page and fill in a few categories. It's like playing Madibs! Writing your own Ajay Bruno Article filled with lies and dirty nonsensical smear tactics has never been simpler, more entertaining, or more interactive than with the Ajay Bruno Article Generator.
(All I ask is a simple link back if used.)
Disclaimer: Jah Exodus is in no way affiliated with Ajay Bruno and his society of racist homophobes. Jah Exodus and its editor, Esteban "Rasta Lion" Delgado, disapprove of any and all actions taken and thoughts had (if any at all) by Ajay Bruno in both eRepublik and real life. Using the Ajay Bruno Article Generator will not guarantee any votes or subscriptions to your newspaper. Friends may unfriend you. You may be cast apart as an outcast of any society in the New World. The Ajay Bruno Article generator should not be used to campaign for a public position unless one wishes to guarantee a loss and more political and social ostracism throughout eRepublik.
One Love.
Comments
Frist to vote, this is a first. lol
For some reason my article wasn't showing so I had to delete it and edit it about five times each. I think everything is well now though!
Yay! The Ajay articles. 😃
By the way... I would just like to say, on his latest article, he has 78 comments and only 17 votes. I LOVE how there are so many more comments then votes on Ajay's articles. And the best part, nearly ALL of the comments are anti-Ajay! haha.
I hate when that happens... it has happened to me a few times too. I believe everything is in it's place now though. 🙂
LOL!!!!!!!!!! WIN Esteban, just WIN. XD
PHUZA'd!!!!
I take it the article generator is working? 😃
OH MAN THIS IS GREAT MAN! Bravo
Here is my outcome:
ConservativeDemocraticAlliance member and henchman of the President, Floyd Burnhardt, has revealed to me their support of Gay Marriage. Apparently according to this individual, Gay Marriage works and Hell is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Barack Hussein Obama is an example of Gay Marriage being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Gay Marriage is a good thing. Tell that to the 666 trillion people who have been raped due to the evils of this system.
Hahaha there you go, you have written your very first Ajay Bruno article!
ROFL
omg the media is on FIRE tonight with all the lolz.
ROFLCOPTER!!
Good idea BA, I should add an Ajay Bruno roflcopter to the generator...
Post in eUS as well please.
Seriously, you post this in America and you make Top 5 before tomorrow at 3pm. 🙂
I've done it, one copy in SA, one copy in USA: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ajay-bruno-article-generator1-906510/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ajay[..]1/20
It just needs exposure.
Nubs member and henchman of the President, UrMama, has revealed to me their support of Anachism. Apparently according to this individual, Anachism works and Vermont is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Michael Moore is an example of Anachism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Anachism is a good thing. Tell that to the 99939291 billion people who have been discomforted due to the evils of this system.
PHUZA'd! LMAO!!!
BRILLIANT!!! Esteban, you just crack me up more and more everyday! I wish i could post my outcome... but ill get banned. Or "touched" in my case! 😃
Voted, commented, subscribes, in that order.
DOWN WITH AJAY!
CDA member and henchman of the President, Ajay Bruno, has revealed to me their support of Abortion. Apparently according to this individual, Abortion works and China is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Saddam Hussein is an example of Abortion being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Abortion is a good thing. Tell that to the 100 million people who have been discomforted due to the evils of this system.
I'm in love.
USWP member and henchman of the President, scrabman, has revealed to me their support of Communism. Apparently according to this individual, Communism works and The USSR is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Joseph Stalin is an example of Communism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Communism is a good thing. Tell that to the 666 trillion people who have been raped due to the evils of this system.
OMG i nearly cried with laughter
Ahahahahaha
Even Emerick is here.
THIS IS AWESOME
Big Brown Poo member and henchman of the President, Yo Mamma, has revealed to me their support of Liberalism. Apparently according to this individual, Liberalism works and Hell is a great example of it! Anyone who thinks that an oppressive dictatorship with a murderous thug like Adolf Hitler is an example of Liberalism being a successful system is not fit for any position, real or imaginary. These comments are absolutely shocking and sickening. You cannot be a sane individual and believe that Liberalism is a good thing. Tell that to the 69 sextillion people who have been made fun of due to the evils of this system.
That's just...Fuck.
Epic mate, epic.
Jah Bless!(since we're all Jamaican wanna-bes)😃
Please, post this in Malaysia!
I enjoyed this