Agrarianz Party Alert!
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by Necros Xiaoban
Dear Sweet New Zealand,
I have viewed with concern and alarm the Commander of the New Zealand Defence Force's plans to takeover the Browncoats Party for his own nefarious ends for quite some time now. It was that same concern that drove me to form the Agrarianz Party as a counter to his wickedness.
Now, however, Kyle321n has expanded his power beyond simply being CO of the NZDF. Through subterfuge he has convinced President Calbe to also name him Minister of Defence, in essence becoming his own boss, and giving him free reign over our nation's military forces.
Not to be content with simple military power, Kyle321n duped President Calbe yet again by forcing Calbe to resign his post as Party President of the New Zealand Union Party, and pass it on to Kyle321n.
As you're well aware, the NZUP was a staunch supporter of the Agrarianz Party, assisting in multiple initiatives to provide our nation's farmers with the environment that would allow their crops to grow and prosper. The Agrarianz Party cannot accept this hostile manipulation of the nation's political systems, and has merged with the former NZUP leadership in exile to collectively reclaim the party from those who have stolen it.
Even now, Kyle321n mocks us with his renaming the NZUP into the 'Super Sweet 16 Party'. As you may be aware, a 'Super Sweet 16' is an American fetish whereupon young adolescent women are given enormous amounts of money, and told to waste it as frivolously as possible.
Is that what we want, New Zealand? Politicians wasting our tax dollars for their own amusement?
I think not.
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Subterfuge or not, I'm looking forward to Kyle's Super Sweet 16. Liek you said, it's for adolescent girls. Who better to lead such a lulzy party than Kyle?
Oh look, NX feels his power is threatened and that he won't be able to become CP right away, so now he uses his OrgNet to vote up his article to the top 5 when he sees someone else has a good idea. That's a shame.
Real NZers enjoy a party, and the only real party is a Super Sweet 16 Party.
A special announcement for all the NX readers out there, rapper Little Wayne, who will be playing his first concert since being released from jail, has been booked to play the first ever Super Sweet 16 Party! GRAB YOUR BLUE WRISTBANDS NOW! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-frtw-presenting-the-super-sweet-16-party--1567389/1/20
The childish, selfish antics of the Sweet Sixteen PTO are revealed.
PnPP is against Sweet Sixteen!
"rapper Little Wayne"
It is lil' wayne! You obviously are not a fan.
FREE WEEZY! oh wait he is free.
Join the Kiwi Social Democrats! http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/kiwi-social-democrats-3302/1
Regardless of the lulziness of this article, don't bring the NZDF into it. That's just not cool, man.
The NZDF stands independent of politics, like lietk12 said, keep us out of this.
lol
JOIN PPnP today!~
You call his antics childish, but you sure whine like one, NX.
The Browncoats Party is unnecessary at this time. It was used to counter the "PTO threat" the idiots of eNZ and the government believed to exist, and now that party is no longer needed.
It wasn't "subterfuge" that granted him the spot of Minister of Defense. He has experience in military matters, much more than most people I've met. I feel that he is qualified for the position, regardless of my personal feelings of him.
Calbe wasn't "forced" to resign. He is busy leading the country, and he doesn't need to worry about leading a single party when he's, in effect, leading ALL of them.
Now, stop whining, and deal with the fact that not everyone thinks of kyle321n like you do.
Adam Reese: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Oh well! This whole article is a joke, isn't it? In my opinion the most amuzing part of all was when NX said something about "providing our nation's farmers with the environment that would allow their crops to grow and prosper".
Yes indeed! Of all six brand-new nations (New Zealand, Taiwan, Cyprus, FYR Macedonia, Montenegro, Belarus) our own is the only one blessed with high grain. Guess what! Grain is selling cheaper in each and every one of these countries than in our grain producing eNZ! What an outstanding success for our Government's economic stuff!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
spyskam: Look at the bigger picture: Workers here make twice what they would in Cyprus, 4x here in New Zealand as what they'd earn in Taiwan. Over 6x what they'd earn in Montenegro.
SIX TIMES!
Prices are a bit higher, but affluence is so much greater it means that New Zealanders have a *much* higher standard of living 😉
All thanks to the policies of the Agrarianz Party, btw. 😛
Necros, L2Satire. This is a pretty piss-poor example of it, if in fact you meant it as such in the first place.
Dear NX, I'm afraid you're missing the point: We've been told over and over again eNZ is going to become one of the World's leading grain-exporting countries. In fact your policy for eNZ was that the country would export grain and import everything else; not only iron, stone and oil, but weapons, houses and tickets as well. The thing is that eNZ proves to be in no position to export grain. The cornerstone of your policy is missing, therefore the eKiwis "high standards of living" are not sustainable. You are leading the country into disaster.
Don't fool yourself by comparing eNZ wages to those of eCyprus or eMontenegro. No high region at all in either of these countries. The question you should ask yourself is this: How would it feel if you found out stone in eNZ is cheaper than in the stone producing eMacedonia? Wouldn't it feel these guys in eMacedonia are not doing a good job?
Geno Garon: nope, that's the style he uses when he wants to be funny
LOLOL! how have I not found this before now???!?
This stuff's halarious!
How did I not know I'd been duped so many times!