Agrarianz Party
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by Necros Xiaoban
Dear Sweet New Zealand,
As Minister of Finance I have taken a long, considered look at the factors which shape our economy and it is manifest that as New Zealanders we are amongst one of the greatest farming societies of all time.
Our grain ripens thick on the stalk, the warm buds wafting in the breeze, in vast uninterrupted stretches of pristine farm land. Wild birds and game dine upon our hearty oats and grow fat, but it is of no matter to us, for the grain of New Zealand is plentiful beyond our need.
That is why, my dear Kiwis, I believe that the future success of New Zealand rests upon the continued development, harvest and distribution of our wonderful resource to all the people of the Earth. We as a people are the greatest farmers in all the world, able to produce more grain, more cheaply, than anyone else.
To ensure the continuation of our traditional way of life I, and others who share my views, have joined together to form the Agrarianz Party. Together we will till the fertile ground of our country's political landscape and raise a bumper crop of Congressional hopefuls, party leaders, and future Presidents.
If you wish to join with us then I ask that you support my party presidential campaign on the 15th of November, as we reveal to the world the might of the New Zealander farmer.
Sincerely,
Necros Xiaoban
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lol nice 😃
Derp.
Voted. I'm luddite, and I like your party.
Actually considering joining your party..
good luck!
Interesting. It is true that NZ sells an absolute crapload of food IRL.
http://www.worldmapper.org/display.php?selected=49
New Zealand looks so bloated on that map.
Also, it seems like we control 40% of the world's whole milk powder exports.
http://www.nbr.co.nz/article/nzx-launches-milkpowder-futures-103322
It's somewhere in there.
NECROS: As Minister of Finance I have taken a long, considered look at the factors which shape our economy and it is manifest that as New Zealanders we are amongst one of the greatest farming societies of all time.
ARJAY: We're just now voting for President. We don't even have a government, and your title is provisional. Isn't it a little early to talk about eNZ as one of the all-time greats in anything, when we haven't even completed a full election cycle?
Arjay: Calbe went ahead and reaffirmed my position as Minister of Finance. Given that there was no serious opposition, I think its safe to say I'll be keeping that title.
As for the grain, I've been doing very, very thorough tracking of our economy, and our grain production is awesome. Awe inspiring, even. As our economy matures we stand to be one of the most robust nations in all the world 😛
Sounds like a good party, but I don't know if I'd want it to be associated with "Luddites" like Aldameldo.