After the storm

Day 1,349, 10:48 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by MatschMoon





Hey there folks,



Maybe some of you noticed that we had a little trouble concerning the President, the Swiss Guard and our National Bank. It nearly turned out to total war inside our pretty new reborn country with all that it needs: Impeachment, leaving country, etc.. BUT: Most of the stuff is gone by now. I don´t hear mean words in comments nor there are any new posts in the official parts of the forum. So, dear reader, storm´s over, some waves remain and there´s something at the horizon. We´re going to elect our new president soon!









Don´t you dare to go away!!! Once again our beautiful country needs dedicated players like you, dear reader! This time it´s going to be a real election! 😃 We´ve got three candidates!!




AAAAAAAAAAAND HERE THEY ARE!!! THE NOMINEES FOR OUR UPCOMING ELECTION...



First there´s Berengar. A guy, who I really don´t know too much. But I must say: He´s been one of the oldest players here. When I started playing he was Swiss and now he´s back. And again Swiss! You won´t bet on the wrong horse from my point of view when election day comes and you´re still undecided whom to vote for.



Then there´s F4uc0n. Yes! He´s really a dedicated player. Honestly, we´re just a little bunch of guys trying to do the best for this country. And always, and I mean it, he´s somewhere involved. Can´t tell that you havn´t heard of him, don´t you?



Last but not least there´s Giuliano Barbisan. A pretty young player (lvl 20 atm) and honestly I havn´t heard of him ´till I took a look at the candidacy list today! Well, maybe this will change? I bet! Somehow he´s aiming for president and needs to explain himself 😉



All of them belong to different political parties, and if you, my faithful reader, want to know more about them, please feel free to post your question(s) in the comment section, so we all could have a laugh.. eh, I mean some more informations from our former presidents!










So, there´s still some time for a good advise. Try THIS page, if you wanna know where to buy your weapons, food, etc.

I want to see Switzerland in there, soon. As for the cheapest products and best job offers. How we get there? First lower import taxes. Second lower VATs. MY proposal tomorrow will be 5% Import taxes and 2% VATs. Then spread the word that the whole world can flood our market!!! Everyone comes along to sell and buy cheap goods. Even if our own economy will go down in the first place, it will fill up our country´s bank account with gold! ´Cause CHF will be needed 😉 . If there´s something wrong, please, dear reader, feel free to comment.. and sub.. and vote! Not necessarily in this order.

Hell yeah, it´s gettin´ late. Time to go. See ya spacecowboys.