Join the new world

"Car is here to serve you, not that you serve him" - as my father loves to say it. "So do not try to get yourself fine shiny car that you will have to buy with credit, and eat salted pretzels and drrink mineral wather; but get yourself something funcional. Big cars are complex paradox for small
flabby d*ck for mans, and small, malevolence brain for womans. When I have returned from army, my father paid for my driveing licence. When I was annoying him to lend me that yellow piece of junk he was driveing (which drop dead few years after), he told me that car isnt a toy and to buy myself one when I will have money. Than the war came and everything went down the toliet. Dad got fired and went to war where he lost his kidney, and we went from middle class, to little bit lower class. So, for my car loan I was able to get Renault Clio, in my 33th year, after a lot of snow cleaning, carrying sacks of flour and cleaning basements. I will pay your driveing licence when you turn 18. In mean while, I will think very good will I let you to drive my car, or I will be selfish bastard as my old man; which is, whit that act, got my hate on him, but definitely saved irresponsible monkey prone to alcohol not to get killed while driving in very shrot time, and take few more innocent lives to death. Thank you father. Yes, you were p*ssy, but, you were right. Forgtiven..." - while he was speaking his last words, father look in floor and stop for few sconds....

Next, the TV.
„Movies that to me are awsome, you will find slow and boring. It is much better feeling to laugh at sophisticated comedy and understand the depth and meaning of a movie, but for that you need to have something in brain. The brain develops by learning. You learn while you are alive, you learn in school, with the society, parents, and when you're alone. The easiest is to sit all day and stare at the TV but you will guarantee blunt because the TV channels are created by handicapped people for retarded population and only every hundredth show that you see worth something. Watch TV for an hour a day and try that at least half of it is something useful. Advertising you have on my hard drive. Good advertising, not these for cartridges. No son, women do not have a blue stain of blood and stains from grease you cant get rid by no sh*t. Sitcoms that worth something have already been recorded long time ago, so you'll have them in a drawer with archived DVDs. No, NO, not in that drawer. That can not be touch. I told you! "