ADF Orders Day 1158

Day 1,158, 01:31 Published in Australia Australia by Australian Defence Force


New Zealand have been kind. New Zealand have been friendly. Now they want to cuddle up and be the giver and not just the receiver of Aussie love. While we pursued our needs with a rod of Iron, New Zealand have chosen... cattle. Whatever.

Our gusty Prime Minister sir_c0nstant has declared that is okay for New Zealand to try take the rear-end of Australia commonly known as Tasmania. We just need to not struggle so that it doesn't hurt too much but not entirely pretend not to notice since this will definitely hurt Kiwi feelings.

Orders
Tasmania: Look away. Let is go.

Supply
Training Supplies and



Majester
Chief of Defence Force