Abrivianius News Inc; President Election 'fraud' explanation.
Habraka Abrivianius
Dear citizens of the New World,
You are all wondering by now why the heck is Germany attacking Polish regions, and more important, why is Poland retreating and Germany winning?
Well, here is the short story;
A few months ago, around the time of Operation Burning Spirit, a PEACE led full-scale liberation war that freed Germany of Swedish reign, a relative unknown citizen that went by the name of shoot was dropped in Germany. Shoot is a Swedish agent, installed by the Swedes to follow every move of Germany, giving them valuable inside information and day-to-day updates on what is going on in Germany. As time went by, shoot gradually infiltrated the German government, providing Sweden with knowledge of everything that went on in the highest German institutes.
Roughly two months ago, shoot was reactivated as an active agent in order to prepare for the plan of invading Germany. Around that time, Germany had applied as a passive member of ATLANTIS, and in order for the Swedish plan to invade Germany and take Schleswig-Holstein, Germany was not to have support of it's ATLANTIS allies. Therefore the Swedish spy, shoot, leaked valuable ATLANTIS intelligence in order to blame Germany for the leak, as Germany had prior to joining ATLANTIS been very much leaning towards joining PEACE, so it was easy for a lot of countries to think that Germany as a whole was in fact a PEACE infiltrator and spy. The move partially succeeded, countries like Romania, Finland, Spain, Croatia, they all fell right in the Swedish trap.
So Sweden had it's support to invade Germany, it had deceived it's allies, betrayed, lied and back stabbed them for their own imperial goals. The result is known, Sweden and Poland steamrolled Germany, one region after the other fell, and at the end of the invasion, Germany had only two regions left.
A day before the elections, I received word of an impending Polish and Swedish PTO, after the failed PTO of the Congress Elections in May. At the time, we had five (5!) candidates for the presidency, Starkad Rorlikson, Gobba, shoot, Justin Tyme, and ekszer. Gobba managed to convince ekszer and Justin Tyme to support him, which reduced the number of candidates to three, not knowing he consolidated the German voters and made it more difficult for the Swedes to PTO.
The less candidates, the more votes needed to do a succesful PTO.
That is the main reason I removed Starkad Rorlikson as candidate of the FDD. The election had to be between shoot and only one German candidate, to make it as difficult as possible for the Swedes to win. Gobba already had the support of three parties, so it was an easy choice for me, Starkad had to go in order to save Germany, something I said all along. Starkad wasn't the bad guy, he wasn't to blame, he just was in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was imperative that no one knew their plan had leaked, because as soon as they would know we would counter their voters, they would divert some of their voters from Indonesia to Germany. That is why I used the weak excuse of the third term rule, that's why I had to lie to each and every one of you, my adversaries, my friends, every single eGerman. I honestly thought we could beat the Swedes at a PTO, I thought we had secured enough votes, but if you know Sweden at all, you know they do not care about their allies, they care about themselves. Sweden and Poland diverted all their voters to Germany, in order to secure the Office of President for themselves, instead of helping their allies with the PTO in Indonesia.
I had to lie, deceive and betray a lot of you in order to try and prevent this PTO, and I failed. I will take my responsibility, and willingly take any punishment the German people want to impose on me. I already resigned as Commander of the German Foreign Legion, and if the German people so wishes, I will go into voluntary exile and leave Germany and German politics all together.
It was a pleasure working with you guys, and I have enjoyed my time in Germany. Whether or not I stay in Germany, that is up to you, the German people.
Thank you for everything, and goodbye.
Comments
oh jesus
you really think ANYBODY believes this story now.
You have revealed yourself as an opportunist that twists words however he likes before.
you had no clue of any upcoming pto or anything😁
anyway, glad you finally decided to not mingle in german politics anymore...dont let the door hit you on the way out.
I'm ashamed by this move by my leaders. But still, you should have said something before the election. Trust me, a lot of people in sweden really dislike this kind of tactics and revealing it before it happened would have done a lot to stop it. It would also have made more germans vore for Gobba since a lot voted for his opponent simply because you removed Starkad from the vote.
SK
He didnt know it.
He backstabbed the country, and is now trying to use this change of events as an excuse to save his reputation.
agree with syndonomous I'd have voted for shoot too because of your actions Habraka.
Politics is not an exact science.
-Otto von Bismarck
Just a note:
If anyone believes the part where Habraka is trying to save his own personal esteem, they ought to be shot. Nice try habraka, but you are seriously silly trying something like this. Allow me to laugh, 😛
http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-12-election-president-0-date-2009-06-region-0" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/co[..]on-0
Elections in Germany
http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-35-election-president-0-date-2009-06-region-0" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/co[..]on-0
Elections in Poland
All voters?
Habraka, you are sooo clueless! Do yourself a favor! Go, hide in some corner and don't embarrass yourself anymore.
some people, I must say, are totally incredible.
After all you've said and done, this is how you end?
I just thought you where a drama queen, but this blowed my mind.
Please, Habraka, tell the truth for once.
I'm sure you can do that 🙂
We've come clean now, you owe it to the german people to do the same
I do not know the rift between Habraka and Starkad and I don't really care. All I know is that Habraka made some great predictions but also some mistakes. No body is perfect.
What I do know is that this rift and this bickering is not helping the future of eGermany. Who cares who did what etc, work together and resolve the more pressing issue, eGermany's survival if it is possible. If eGermany falls or eGermany survives, then we have a lot of time to bicker, but until then, please keep the task at hand. While there is tensions, I think our goal is the same.
The Swedish spy, now German president, is calling bullshit on this story,
@Spencer: The concentration of bullshit in this article is higher than the levels in regular male cow dung. Habraka is only trying to save his on skin after what he did prioir and during the elections. He messed up a way that could have stopped shoot and me.
It's quite funny how he is trying to save his own face.
wow Habraka
this article made shoot look good.
you really don't know when to stop 🙂
I would like to play poker with you 🙂 I would like an opponent who simply can't fold. 🙂🙂
less candidates = better chances against PTO
silence = better chances for a PTO
you should have pulled the "my emotions are too strong, I love eGermany soooo much, I'v been carried away and made a mistake"
Its a much better role than the 'low IQ political mastermind' you are performing right now.
'cheap spin' as Chicco would say.
btw I wonder why Chicco failed to act hysterical during the eSweden war...
Gobba didn't' convince me, I did it on my own accord.
I just want to remind everyone who is shooting me down here, that I predicted this TO exactly one week ago in this article: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace-in-our-time--815745/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peac[..]1/20
Quote from the article:
"Germany is going to be controlled by Sweden-Polan😛
The Swedes-Poles will install friendly Congressmen, Party Presidents and perhaps even a Swedish/Polish President to ensure what's left of Germany is kept in line with Swedish-Polish occupation policy. Every part of the German economy, military, and politics, national and international, will be controlled by the Swedish and Polish invaders to ensure Germany will never stand up to become fully independent ever again."
But you predicted that to happen after the war, no?
""Germany is going to be controlled by Sweden-Polan😛"
My ass! You were talking about Sweden and Poland taking over all the regions, that did not point at it being a PTO.
Bad try at trying to keep some dignity.
Uhm, read the whole quote. It clearly states that Sweden/Poland was going to install a friendly president to control Germany.
Reading comprehension for the win!
Peace propaganda.
lol, great job, really...when do you learn to handle the consequences of things YOU do and say and not pointing the finger at someone else everytime, eh?
Roflolmao
Habraka as a peace guy xD xD roflolmao
Benjamin Bark +1000
Shoot would not have won if Starkad was in the running. Many German people voted for shoot because of you backstabbing Starkad.