A Very Disturbing Thank You Note
Day 672, 14:15
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by Rex Object
A Very Disturbing Thank-You Note
WARNING: The image below is rated "A" for AWESOME! You've been warned.
"Penguin Bowling Balls" recently reached a milestone by suckering in its 100th subscriber, and is well on it's way to becoming eMerica's #1 source for drunken stupidity. We are especially proud of the way we achieved this level of success; the old-fashioned way (i.e. bribes, begging and appealing to our readers' baser appetites.) That said, Rex Object is well aware that it is you, his posse of groupies, hangers-on and ne'er-do-wells that have made him what he is, and to thank you he will now dance his traditional dance of gratitude.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
GO FOR SEXINESS!!!
-Thanks and eternal damnation to Alee Ann for the image.
Intrigued? Aroused? Scarred for life? Subscribe today and rejoice every day in your confused emotions!
WARNING: The image below is rated "A" for AWESOME! You've been warned.
"Penguin Bowling Balls" recently reached a milestone by suckering in its 100th subscriber, and is well on it's way to becoming eMerica's #1 source for drunken stupidity. We are especially proud of the way we achieved this level of success; the old-fashioned way (i.e. bribes, begging and appealing to our readers' baser appetites.) That said, Rex Object is well aware that it is you, his posse of groupies, hangers-on and ne'er-do-wells that have made him what he is, and to thank you he will now dance his traditional dance of gratitude.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
GO FOR SEXINESS!!!
-Thanks and eternal damnation to Alee Ann for the image.
Intrigued? Aroused? Scarred for life? Subscribe today and rejoice every day in your confused emotions!
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And the ban hammer comes in 3...2...1...
And just for that you lost a sub 😛
that damn image has caused my hangover to return. I approve, however.
Well, it's better than the original. Voted.
sweet \o/ I
Derek wasn't kidding; he actually un-subscribed!
Maybe I should re-think my strategy here. Perhaps I should tone things down a bit.
(thinking)
(thinking)
Nah.
Lose one, but you will gain 20
What is this I don't even
Damn you for this! Damn my eyes for not closing fast enough! Damn this damnable world for unleashing an image such as this, to haunt my dreams and fester in my soul, like some fleshy cankerous pus filled sore.
Hey, ice cream. Gotta run now!
lol, nice Rex
That's hot.
Why, just why?
um, what?
>Clearly my sexiness has so shocked H. McCoy that he's now repeating himself.
Well, clearly you just look silly now, because I deleted my duplicate post. Touche, me!
If it doesn't work out for you in America, Rex, you're always welcome in eAustralia. The More Beer Party would appreciate your brand of drunken stupidity. Or at least it would have before it got taken over by William Shafer. 8-/ And if you don't know who that is... please take control of The More Beer Party from him before he completes another con job.
@Ballman: Don't pretend you didn't like it; you're among friends here.
@H. McCoy: Please refrain quoting me on things I never said. REX FTW!!!!
@Video Jack: I very much enjoyed my stay in Australia (even if Elle never returned my calls.) If things don't work out for me in the US (and they won't,)eAus is more than an option.
voted.
>Please refrain quoting me on things I never said. REX FTW!!!!
Bastard!