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Having no regions, isolated markets and no congress.sucks.

I can't speak for the rest of my country but especially as former eGerman, I don't want to destroy small countries' fun at the game, so a TW is a great solution for both sides. Also I like cheap gold.

lol. Didn't go as planned indeed. Our fists ended up giving us a real good fisting for sure.

No way I'm going to support a RW against eUSA as that only benefits them and the BH whores who will line their pockets. Won't WAM as that means paying the Crotch-kies insane taxes - so that's a nope. Support Serbia or Romania? Really? I need to understand that argument but, I kinda feel like they moved into our house, drank all our beer, and promised assistance that never came when we needed it most. Fists indeed...

Our options seem rather limited. 2 click or BH whore - which means buying erep packs which seems to be about as wise as sticking your junk in a steaming waffle iron.

Damn right! I don't understand how any country from asteria(or associated alliances/countries for that matter) would want to help Serbia and Romania.
I've seen romanians fight against Lithuania and MKD.

Some countries in code are only allies due their common hatred against these countries,asteria's destruction would really help us the most,by instigating new alliances. 🙂

You usually consider a situation better than this. Remember why we turned on the US and became friends with RoSe in the first place. US plain stabbed us in the back when they wiped us years ago. All I get about RoSe is that they are busy.

Be pissed, that is understandable. I have no good solution to this situation.

At your suggestion, I've reconsidered my position on Roberia. It makes so much more sense now.

All that time they were hanging out with us, it was just because they didn't have other shit going on. So they were like, "sure, we can hang out for a bit, but don't sit so close, okay?" We were jazzed to be hanging out with the popular kids even if they only liked us because we lived in a nicer neighborhood and had pizza rolls in the freezer.

This is progress! I feel better already. Why, I just might rustle up some bums and let them lounge by my pool this weekend and drink my XR 🙂 Who's in?

Now you get the idea!

At least all they did was eat our pizza rolls. They nuked 'em themselves and put their plates in the sink when finished. Also didn't say a word when Mom asked them to take their muddy sneakers off on the porch and volunteered to take the trash out when they saw it was full.

Colin, on the other hand, rummaged through the freezer and ordered Mom to grill some sirloin. Broke into Dad's liquor cabinet and started drinking the 12 year old scotch. Now we will get the puppet on the strings treatment. Seems he offers us a choice. We can do TWs to amuse the US, let them take our resources and like it. OR, we can do TWs to amuse the US, let them take our resources and keep our f'ing mouths shut.

@ Fight for our allies Romania and Serbia on the front lines of the actual war

@ Our ultimate goal is being in complete control of our own destiny

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The US looks forward to friendly and profitable relations with our northern neighbor. Please feel free to reach out with any allied issues that develop.

Our only goal here is to keep our northern border free of threats.

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"The US looks forward to friendly and profitable relations with our northern neighbor."

Colin, I've known you a long time. Compared to you I'm a pimple on the flea's ass. If you even remember me, I'm likely to be considered an annoying mosquito buzzing around the ear. Just wanting to make sure all involved know that I understand how important I am in the greater scheme of things.

I take exception to your comment. To refresh everyone's memory, the reason Canada is where it's at today is directly because the US flipped us the bird years ago. Wanting to have some fun, as Canadians are prone to do, we attacked the UK. This did not sit well with the US. Next thing we knew Canada was all alone with all our former friends and allies turning their backs on us. Then, to make a point (I'm supposing) the US decided to wipe us to teach a lesson. Several mention's of America's hat. Not having the strength to fight back directly we fought a war of attrition. Several of us poured many resl dollars into kicking and screaming. Suddenly new friends began to take note and started to help.

To several people's surprise the US voluntarily left. Our only terms were "Leave us alone and we'll leave you alone.". Until now that agreement was honored by both sides. Serbia and Romania have both honored their word to Canada by not using us as a bridge to attack the US. Finally Americans pissed off too many countries and found themselves being wiped.

Now with our bigger friends occupied elsewhere you find yourselves being handed our regions by Croatia. True, our invading countries are being pleasant about all of this. True, we've received no direct support from our friends. True, we're not likely to resolve this quickly. And true, several Canadians remember, care or were even playing back then (so that makex me to be Chicken Little). My question to you is simple. How stupid do you think I am? You want two things: 1. Our resources; 2. RoSe to be gone. It would be nice to achieve these goals without much backlash or cost.

"Our only goal here is to keep our northern border free of threats."

It won't come by me as I can't afford the extreme expense in an all out war, neither can most other Canadians. RoSe may never return. That's up to them. But be assured that I'm not buying the "We just wanna be your friends!" hooey.

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I quit reading when you said Ro/Serb hadn't used you as a bridge to attack us.. not to mention others.

I wasnt in the US for 5 yrs.. so I know nothing of that other business above that.

Yes.. ofc I know who you are.

Never did use us as a bridge until you were already wiped. Kind of seemed like a mute point after that. Reasons were given, and to be honest I wasn't paying attention. Countries were shuffling back and forth across the boarder and I lost track.

We werent wiped when Ro/Serb entered... had just freed ourselves..

Trying to say your regions werent used over and over again to attack and occupy us is ridiculous and dishonest.

We've offered a friendly and agreeable relationship.. what you chose to accept, believe or do.. is your decision to make, not mine.

Wow! I must be a liar.
Thanks for letting everyone know.

As for using Canada bridge to attack USA, I don't see how it is relevant that USA is at war with other countries when it happens or not. How does this relieve Romania and Serbia.

"Trying to say your regions werent used over and over again to attack and occupy us is ridiculous and dishonest." BS

Send 0.69 CC and all will be forgiven.

I just point out Romania in Croatia were in Canada for years without getting involved with the USA. USA change their position, not the other way around and it was not like anyone on our side could predict that.

Canada and USA successfully ignored each other for years and years.

USA was not a threat to Canada (or anyone) when Romania and Serbia attacked. I don't think USA changing its position alone can be a justification for the attack.

It was unforeseeable event which no one in could predict or control.

Noone could predict it, but control? USA could hardly liberate itself, and none of its allies sought conflict with Romania and Serbia. What was needed to be controlled?

appreciate your honesty .. the US can have their training war while we get the congress going , meanwhile we will continue to fight for our allies Romania and Serbia

Could you somehow normalize relations and find solution with Croatia, and restore the house bonuses in Nunavut?

That was my very first ask. They are killing our housing. Croatian's obviously don't know how to build a house.

I was told to wait and see. Maybe if some of Croatia allies, like yourself, ask it will happen sooner. Lots of people from around the eWorld put their housing in Nunavut.

"Croatian's obviously don't know how to build a house." also you say that you weren't the assistant of USAs wiped for months!

If I were on Croatian and USA government you will be wiped forever!

I laid down before the tank and tank just rode right over me. Like anyone needed our permission. Get real.

~hyuu~

"Enjoy the ride Canada. Fight and follow Serbian and Romanian battle priorities. They are Canada’s fists and they will lead us to victory."

lol. yeah, I remember reading that line and cringing a little. Parasites rarely have their host's interests in heart. But, I guess RoSe are still our ally so we gotta have dinner ready and make sure that we look pretty for them when they come around. RoSe really cares about us and loves us though. That one time we got stomped wasn't their fault, they accidentally NEd us and called in an airstrike. It could have happened to anyone. Its complicated, you wouldn't understand. 😃

Do you know how many times Croatia has tried to come to Canada and Croatia got their asses kicked after a few days?

For years I always tried to make sure Newfoundland was in Canada's control so no one else could use our borders to attack Ireland. Newfoundland was never part of the rental deals. I remember allowing Ireland access to our territories to move to a TW.

Now for the first time in those years you are on the winning side and all you throw is shade.

It ain't shade. I just miss those days when ecanada was all 1 pretty shade of mauve.