A spy inflitrated Congress. A mind scrab and bad spy story.

Day 930, 14:35 • Published in USA USA • by Candor


A spy enters Congress, unbeknown to IES, FEC or the CIA.



No. Not this spy.



And definately not this spy.

No, this spy was elected, waited a few days, and proposed a bad donation from our Treasury to an evil foreign account (which failed to pass thanks to our anti-spy software and alert domestic security forces).

~This is the spy here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/3280342#

Then, the fellow is pretty much given a "pass". We figured it was a rookie mistake, a typo, as the evil account is just one small blank space different from the real account we typically, daily, 365 days a year, transfer to.

But this is where it gets strange, actually. For no particular reason, this fellow goes out of his way to post on our eUS forums that he was indeed a spy, the transfer attempt was no rookie accident (but was actually on purpose), and that, gee, we sure have great security around here!

http://eusforum.com/index.php/topic,24778.msg466658.html#msg466658

Well, thank you sir for the kind words. But can we all have a moment of...



(Fargus for no particular reason)



DUH!! (Homer Simpson moment?)

Why in the world expose yourself??? Bad spy, bad spy.

But thank you spy. The damage you could have caused us by sticking around, making friends, moving up the social and governmental ladder...the thought makes me shudder.

But nope. You take a moment of vanity to give us all kudos (very polite of you, thank you so much) on our security, announce your presence, and then skedaddle.

So, I'll let others fill you in on the details of this event. Maybe one of our security agencies, or our Congressional newspaper. Or the party that vetted and sponsored this guy. None of that is what mind-scrabs me here today (although everyone take note: This is why we have such strong anti-PTO efforts every election).

No, what totally mind-scrabs me is that the guy exposed himself for no gain what so ever. In fact, it appears he has now been perma-banned from eRep.





The moral of the story: Hey spys. Don't be this guy.