A Shocking Survey Result!
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by Chutley
A Shocking Survey Result!
I was poring over the survey results last night and I realized something amazing. There was an incredible entry! I promised that the survey was anonymous, so the names and faces have been altered below:
Don’t ask me how I know who it is – I just do. I mean, check out these answers:
HEIGHT
~2 inches
WEIGHT
0 lbs, obviously. I’m two-dimensional!
HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU?
8.
I mean, I'm a pretty great computer programmer? Would be a 10, but I've voluntarily deducted two points for consistent poorly administered decisions.
But here are the most telling responses of all:
HOW OFTEN DO YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ON eREPUBLIK?
Never. I’d rather shut down a forum than communicate.
WHAT OTHER DRUGS HAVE YOU ABUSED IN THE LAST MONTH
“Other” was checked. The following was entere
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I’m addicted to giving forfeit points to citizens who write funny articles about me.
Oh crap. I think I may have just fed his addiction. But wait, that's impossible! I haven't used any names or specified who wrote this at all!.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION
Gay!
This respondent has finally come out of the Macedonian closet, as it were. Hallejuah!
Wait, I'm getting amazing news based on the above. Let's go live:
THIS JUST IN: As a result of this recent admission, FLAMING is no longer prohibited. In fact, it's encouraged!
There you have it. What an incredible day in the eRepublik world.
Primitively,
Chutley
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Inb4 temp ban? Impossible!
VOTED
reserved
Prohibited, but encouraged? It sounds like this guy has a poor command of English, no idea who this could be.
I, for one, am shocked!
Deserve a permban.
lololol what
I would like to reserve this spot for a witty comment at a later date when I am less sober.
Oh now you've done it! It's the big FP for you! Oh yes it is!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/584
^ He's on his way this minute to scoop you up and make you defacto FP of FYROM.
FP you know.... FYROM President! alternatively known as Forced President cause no one ever willing agrees to be CP of FYROM. :{
I don't believe it.
ZAAAAAA
Writing whole articles on false answers to a survey just promotes more people to answer falsely.
FABulous!
Voted. Lol.
Huh? I don't get it. I can't even begin to tell you how little I know.
Play Doh is gay? I will never again allow my children to tough this tuff again. I must protect them from the evil.
this.is.awesome.
LOL
What?
Who?
Where?
How?
why?
When?
O Rly?
No.
Yes. Rly.
I say Yes, You say no
Primitively Hilarious!
So... On the day of the l33t, somebody finally came out of the closet?
Then again, he did gift us with farms and factories and buildings - and candy! - and removed all the women he could from view... And was suspiciously too Ancient Greek
sub vote nead gold >D
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What? 😃
lol