A Return to a New and Better Motherland
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by Dick Butkus
After a brief foray in the frightening depths of eTurkey, Glorious Leader International Newspaper (now the West Korea Times) has returned to the people's new home to speak as a voice for the new and powerful Goonation.
In this article, I do not plan to insult president Snayke - for he has done the country well - but this editor feels that he has not gone too far enough to satisfy the hopes and dreams of the Goon race. As crossposted from 'Glories of our Nation' magazine, these items are listed thusly:
Act To Acclaim Juche's Eminence Regarding Kulture
1. Changing the New Citizen Message to Reflect the following modifications:
A. Recognizing the foundation of the "Greater Goon Republik of West Korea",
B. The establishment of English as the official and sole language of the Goon Republik
C. The Striking of all references to China and the Chinese Language
D. The recognition of the Jedi Order and Lidoxia as the official religions and philosophies of the Greater Goon Republik.
2. Modifying the Erepublik Wiki to reflect these changes
3. Petitioning the mods to change the official flag, formerly that of "Echina" to one more reflective of its citizens Goonish persuasion.
4. A rejection of all things Turkish, on the understanding that it is inherently un-goon.
To deny even a single item is a denial of one's own proud and storied racial heritage.
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Look at me I can post one word replies and contribute nothing.
"A. Recognizing the foundation of the 'Greater Goon Republik of West Korea'"
Why don't you guys just run off to your North Korea and try to conquer us from there? Or are you afraid that the North Koreans are going to kick you out?
All of the orient must be united in a Great co-gloriousness sphere. Juche will be spread through these lands, starting here in West Korea.
I am against the proposed plans in this newspaper.
Besides this is China not West Korea.
China is Dead, Long live West Korea!
Glorious Leader willing, ALL of his children shall be united in the mighty and honorable New Korean Empire!
lidoxia is heresy
I will stand firmly beside Snayke in opposition to this madness.
This irrational plan is naught but folly.
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what the hell it this??
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Reported for high treason. The People can outvote and outlast this foolish crime. We already know the names of the real ringleaders and submitted them to The Court.
West Korea will never be born. And China will never die! Besides your plan has more holes in it than the Idonesians plan.
West Korea has already started! You cannot stop this movement to the true Glorious Leader and Lidoxia.
@ Allen Yu: We are not afraid of NK and we welcome NK joining the Goonization movement. Why don't you go make another PowerPoint presentation as to why West Korea is bad.
Praise Lid0x! West Korea is the People's choice! China is an enemy to the People!
WEST KOREA, what has China ever done for me!
To quote Tenacious 😨 "Dio, time to go."
Glory to Lodoxia and West Korea. Everyone else can :getout:
Eaugh . . . Why does anyone think this is a good idea?
Almost heaven ... West Korea.
This is a terrible idea and Dick Butkus is a terrible idea.
If you love North Korea so much, why don't you go live there?
I stand for Glorious Leader himself, not Snayke or any other pretenders! Hail Juche! Through our hard work and toil Greater Goon Republik of West Korea shall prevail!
Snayke has strayed from the glorious leader. I will have no part of him.
What blasphemy is this