A Public Service Announcement from Pants

Day 883, 16:28 • Published in Canada Canada • by Pants Magee

Hi Everyone, Pants Magee here with an important message.

Are you feeling listless, ancy, or jaded?
Do you need to release pent up energy?

Then These might be for you


For the eCanadian who doesn't need to spend money on a little release....who am I kidding with that. For the eCanadian who is to shy to spend money on that there is another option.

However this option has been suspiciously absent over the recent past, leaving many of us a little confused and with ample free time


Typical eCanadian

Where are the wars? Where are the Training wars? I'm beginning to forget what war is. My Q5 gun is gathering rust, and my Titanium balls are growing moss.

My fellow eCanadians are soldiers so bored they are turning to stone!


Something has to be done before this happens!


The preceding article has been a call for help brought to you by Pants Magee. When you need help, Check your Pants!


P. Magee