A new problem!
HoeMarx
The Chief of Surgery has announced that there is an epidemic sweeping the nation. During the last 24 hours, 187 citizens have been admitted to the Q5 Hospital in Copenhagen. The entire staff has been extremely busy, treating all the patients. At 0
😇0 CET, the Chief of Surgery compiled his statistics on the events of this hectic day.
The diagnoses
65 citizens were diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder, and later reclassified as only being 13 people.
Several of the nurses reported that all of these patients spoke serbian. They were carrying counterfeit passports, and were reported to the Police.
121 citizens were diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome.
These patients were all given prescriptions for a medicinal treatment of Sovereignty™-pills and an exercise program of Drinking and Celebrating.
1 citizen* was diagnosed with Insomnia and Alcoholism.
The citizen was recommended to sleep for two months, and to stop yelling at the nurses to say his name during the sponge bath.
Medical definitions
Epidemic, a widespread occurrence of an infectious disease.
Multiple Personality Disorder, being a jerk!
Stockholm Syndrome, feelings of trust or affection felt with ones captors.
Insomnia, habitual sleeplessness; inability to sleep.
Alcoholism, being danish.
P.S. * for the admins
I have to include this part, so that if when this article gets reported by the eSerb multi-account pTO'ers, the admins can see that I'm only referring to myself in regard to alcoholism. Lame.
Best regards,
HoeMarx, signing off.
Comments
you could get report only for "Lame" better remove it xD
btw I wonder who are those patients lol
@ Toxic Hunter
eSerbs are offended by the word "Lame" ???
Well, that's just lame. In fact it's super lame. Actually it's giga-lame-o lame.
@HoeMarx: Rules, not Serbs, I dont care, its fine for me, I wont report
btw many more words that are illegal here would be ok for my use
Ud fra din diagnose doktor så må jeg jeg jo være pæredansk, men hvorfor er der ikke bryggerier i erepublik så kunne denne gamle søulk endelig få sig et ordentligt arbejde. Istedet for at fedte med lego huse
hov hov lego er genialt! 🙂
Jov men man kan ikke drikke det 🙂
Alt er muligt for den som bærer viljen i hjertet!!!
I dit tilfælde hedder det: Will it blend?
Alt glider ned med en smule persillesovs og en øl.
er der lige frem en liste over ord man ikke må bruge? 🙂
@ Slith Darken
Just use this "Bad Word List & Swear Filter"
http://www.noswearing.com/index.php" target="_blank">http://www.noswearing.com/index.php
P.S. But be aware that the eSerbs get offended, even when you use the "Safe for TV"-filter.
Alle danske ord må man bruge. Det er folk ligeglade med.
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It takes one to know one, eh? Renton
@ Renton McPerea
Yes it describes you adequately, but why would you even bother to say that about yourself? Or were you referring to somebody else?
What a exercise of sincerity!!
Gosh, you felt alluded
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@HoeMarx: lol thx for that filter
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