A new era is upon us!

Day 696, 08:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
The news of this day will echo down the halls of the eUK for weeks to come (until someone puts up some curtains). It will be copied, replicated, translated, put in binary and maybe even recycled.

We will store this article in our party library for centuries to come, and if there isn't one then we'll build one for it.


For on this great day I, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar the Pious, have now formed the great bastion and holy icon of Bobloism. The former political party has now ascended to a true status worthy of the divine.

Let us rejoice and open our hearts and minds to Bob, for we will be blessed by His greatness, and the holy forces of Spam will watch over us and guide us along the treacherous path of our lives.


Bob bless you all.




ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

Bob save our gracious King,
Long live our noble King,
Bob save the King:
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
Bob save the King.

O Lord, our Bob, arise,
Scatter his enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
Bob save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign:
May he defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
Bob save the King!