A New Era for the BMP
Day 789, 19:00
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by Bull Moose Newspaper
A New President, A New Era
I would like to formally thank each and every BMP member that voted for me in the party president election. As I have said repeatedly, with me as the party president the BMP can do nothing else other than prosper. The cabinet that I have chosen to work alongside me is one that I truly believe will guide our party toward greatness. Those whom I selected to fill the cabinet are dedicated, active, and all have exhibited the capacity to spend many hours doing their respective jobs. This new leadership is one-of-a-kind, and it is –in my opinion- composed of members that will make us one of the most influential American parties.
Cabinet Positions
Secretary of Elections – Manthigh
Secretary of Internal Affairs – Stormin
Secretary of Finance - Stormin
Secretary of Technology –Kiel Erdelac
Secretary of Communications –Gnaeus Progenitor
Secretary of Labor – Kyle H Killbopins
Secretary of Recruitment –Trent Lawrence
Other Positions
Chief Advisor –Lieutenant Scheisskopf
Canadian Laison –TemujinBC
Chairmen of Recruitment –K-Ratz,Winston McArnold,Fredrich Von Rosenstein
Ambassador Program
Right now the BMP has an ambassador program in place that allows us to remain in contact with the members and leadership of the other American parties. There are, however, still ambassadorial positions available. If you are willing to be on the IRC and are willing to communicate regularly with members of other parties, then you should contact either myself or the Secretary of Elections, Manthigh, so that we can inform you with further details of what your duties would include.
Donations
Most of the current members of the BMP have sent in a donation of 1 Gold or more to either the Bull Moose Bank or the Bull Moose Party. If you have not done so already, I ask that you send 1 Gold or anything that you can spare to the Bull Moose Bank. If you cannot afford this at this time that is perfectly fine, but we must all remember that the success of our party does not ride upon the work of a few – rather the strength and unity of all. From this point onward, I am instituting a new donation policy however – all of the donations are to be sent to the Bull Moose Bank not to the party page.
Congress
The BMP has decided that it would like to run not one, but two candidates in the next congressional election. If you have a true desire to be an American congressman, then make sure to contact me as soon as possible.
Companies
If you do not currently work for the companies that our party owns, then we suggest that you apply for a job at either Bull Moose Air or Bull Moose Oil both of which can be found at Bull Moose Productions. If you were working for these companies and had to quit due to the budgetary issues I truly apologize for any conflicts that may have arisen, but I am confident that our new secretary of labor will not allow anything like that to happen. We understand that the pay in these companies is low, but you must remember that by increasing the profit margins of our companies the BMP will be able to run more adds, buy extra moving tickets, and be able to save more for the creation of more Bull Moose Companies. Some of the funds that we will be saving will also be used to fund the Commission on Party Commerce that I alluded to in my platform – but that is still a ways away.
For the Republik,
Alexander C Kraynor
Party President, BMP
I would like to formally thank each and every BMP member that voted for me in the party president election. As I have said repeatedly, with me as the party president the BMP can do nothing else other than prosper. The cabinet that I have chosen to work alongside me is one that I truly believe will guide our party toward greatness. Those whom I selected to fill the cabinet are dedicated, active, and all have exhibited the capacity to spend many hours doing their respective jobs. This new leadership is one-of-a-kind, and it is –in my opinion- composed of members that will make us one of the most influential American parties.
Cabinet Positions
Secretary of Elections – Manthigh
Secretary of Internal Affairs – Stormin
Secretary of Finance - Stormin
Secretary of Technology –Kiel Erdelac
Secretary of Communications –Gnaeus Progenitor
Secretary of Labor – Kyle H Killbopins
Secretary of Recruitment –Trent Lawrence
Other Positions
Chief Advisor –Lieutenant Scheisskopf
Canadian Laison –TemujinBC
Chairmen of Recruitment –K-Ratz,Winston McArnold,Fredrich Von Rosenstein
Ambassador Program
Right now the BMP has an ambassador program in place that allows us to remain in contact with the members and leadership of the other American parties. There are, however, still ambassadorial positions available. If you are willing to be on the IRC and are willing to communicate regularly with members of other parties, then you should contact either myself or the Secretary of Elections, Manthigh, so that we can inform you with further details of what your duties would include.
Donations
Most of the current members of the BMP have sent in a donation of 1 Gold or more to either the Bull Moose Bank or the Bull Moose Party. If you have not done so already, I ask that you send 1 Gold or anything that you can spare to the Bull Moose Bank. If you cannot afford this at this time that is perfectly fine, but we must all remember that the success of our party does not ride upon the work of a few – rather the strength and unity of all. From this point onward, I am instituting a new donation policy however – all of the donations are to be sent to the Bull Moose Bank not to the party page.
Congress
The BMP has decided that it would like to run not one, but two candidates in the next congressional election. If you have a true desire to be an American congressman, then make sure to contact me as soon as possible.
Companies
If you do not currently work for the companies that our party owns, then we suggest that you apply for a job at either Bull Moose Air or Bull Moose Oil both of which can be found at Bull Moose Productions. If you were working for these companies and had to quit due to the budgetary issues I truly apologize for any conflicts that may have arisen, but I am confident that our new secretary of labor will not allow anything like that to happen. We understand that the pay in these companies is low, but you must remember that by increasing the profit margins of our companies the BMP will be able to run more adds, buy extra moving tickets, and be able to save more for the creation of more Bull Moose Companies. Some of the funds that we will be saving will also be used to fund the Commission on Party Commerce that I alluded to in my platform – but that is still a ways away.
For the Republik,
Alexander C Kraynor
Party President, BMP
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Make it happen Bull Moose!
Cool 😛
Gratz to all!
i advise you not to waste your time
You advise whom not to waste their time? and with what?
BMP!
BMP forever!
as a new member, maybe i should of done a bit more leg work before i joined this party,,, i was looking for, well, just what it says on the BMPs front page, >Center, Libertarian
today, i come here, read "the paper", all seems fine, then, i don't get it, the crap in the last paragraph, the one about "Companies"? to be more specific, this; "We understand that the pay in these companies is low, but you must remember that by increasing the profit margins of our companies the BMP will be able to run more adds, buy extra moving tickets, and be able to save more for the creation of more Bull Moose Companies" this, in no uncertain terms, resembles the practices &/or policies of anything >Center, Libertarian<. it's alot closer to fascism lmao that anything else. i believe that as a member of this party, and being asked to donate my gold, as well as being asked to work for less pay, gives me the right to ask, what say you about this?
seriously dude,,, you want us to work for one of the "partys'" companies at a lesser wage so you can finance your govermental 'quest for global domination'? (a/k/a pinky and the brain) roflmao @ the azzclowns that are the bmp heirarchy... cyabye
Notice how both things are a request, not mandated you ignorant twit. It's not fascism. I volunteer to work in the company because then we use our own moving tickets to help our party. The majority of the party does not participate in this venture as it is a side quest to the BMP. I'm glad you have decided to leave the party as we don't need overreacting children with us. Most all large parties have their own company parties for moving tickets etc but since you are lv 13 you clearly don't know anything about anything.
i know enough to know you are a douche... that, in and of itself was more than enough reason to depart. btw, name calling is not really an admirable quality in a leader. i dunno, i'm just saying
You can't talk to a congressman like that, unless your a twit.
let's see... bull moose oil, 5 jobs, skill level 1 - pay $1(w?t?f?); bull moose air - no jobs... you know, there might be something for me around here yet. maybe i could start a newspaper/magazine and then i could use my investigative skills to uncover all the b.s. around here, not just the apparent stuff that floats?