A New Challenge with Erdoni - Cabinet of August EN/DE

Day 1,354, 08:57 • Published in Austria Austria • by erdoni

Hey!
Many greetings to precious Austrians and their glorious allies, and also greetings to our lovely enemies.

Here I am with you as the upcoming CP, after 2 months of president Rangeley being in charge. I won't explain longly but you guys know how the country was 2 months ago, and now look at the development made through diplomacy. Thanks him for his efforts. Some may criticise but wise eyes will easily see how correct his way of handling things was.

So now, let's take a look at my way of handling things. (You can listen this song while reading the rest of the article.)

Short Term Goals:
1-) Total World Domination:
Yeah! As the title says, occupying every single country except our allies.


2-) Taking care of RWs: According to my awesome foresee abilities, I can say there'll be lots of resistance wars in our colonies.

3-) Swimming in the Money Pool:
The more countries we invade, the more bonuses we'll get. And the more bonuses we get, the more MONEYZ! \o/



Long Term Goals:
1-) Making Admin Add More Planets: I guess the earth will seem like a boring place after a while of our conquest. So then I plan to send a ticket to admins about adding more planets to Erepublik. If they don't agree that we'll have to start a "vicious cycle" chain shout with the help of chain shout masters Macedonians and Greeks.


2-) Conquest of New Galaxies: The fun begins right away!😁

MPP with Na'vi Guys?
NO! I personally hate these bastards. We'll try to wipe them actually. Who's with me?!




August's Cabinet:
OK, time to represent you guys cabinet of this month which is made of very talented and special guys in their duties.. NOT :/

LarsUlrich87 - Vice President - Minister of Interior: I strongly believe Lars doesn't have what it takes for both positions, actually he's like the worst choice for them in whole Austria. Everyday he doesn't burn down the country is a good day for me.

Luis Grindl - Vice Minister of Interior: Luis will have so much to do this month, mostly about fixing the unbeliaveable mistakes Lars is going to make. Good luck my poor buddy.
Rangeley - Minister of Foreign Affairs: Could you think a better choice for this position? Rangeley is member of a secret sect in Erepublik, knows every single administrator of all countries, and shapes the world politics as a deep state member.

Oraizan - Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs: lol who? Does anyone even knows about her?
Erdoni - Minister of Defense: I proudly served as MoD to the slothful glorius army of Austria in the last month. Normally when a person becomes president he quits his ministry jobs. But honestly my greed of power prevented me to do so, you'll need to endure me one more month.

Vreath - Vice Minister of Defense: Our last minute transfer from Yugoslavia. Still carries the deep psychological wounds of the war. So next time you see him please don't say "wtf is this guy mad or smth?"
AliasSun - Minister of Finance: He's a Szekler and he's proud of it. And I also like him cause Szeklers are sons of the Huns. He was also the president once. Rangeley says he has a beard. And his connection with finances? Nothing at all. That's why he has 2 vice ministers.

csaba.pinter - Vice Minister of Finance: I have suspects about he's also a Szekler and that's why AliasSun works with him. So what? Nepotism is my favourite thing.

Mani LeLe - Vice Minister of Finance: As a noob, Mani LeLe has really too much goldz. So I thought it'd be nice if he uses his economy skills on the benefits of eAustria, instead of solarium and earrings.
OEBernd - Minister of Education: OEBernd has done a great job so far as Minister of Education. In real life Mrs. OEBernd is a retired primary school teacher and we are so lucky to have such an experienced minister in the cabinet.
Jeanlouis - Director of Embassies: Jeanlouis is totally the best guy for this job. He has been taking care of ambassadors in world-class way even though we are a small country. When I told him about it, he said "Well thank you erdoni, and as I say in all these kinds of conversations, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it." Still can't understand what he meant by that.
Alex Lorre - Minister of Community Affairs: Alex, I always appreciated your efforts done for our community, but it's just not your fault that our community sucks. And always liked your long articles, though never read them.

So, I wish a succesful month to all people in the cabinet. And even if we fail, we'll be failed for such a noble goal. But we never fail..

Sincerely yours,
Erdoni

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