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The conflict that is going on between the military and congress threatens the stability of our amazing e-country. This conflict looks like it will be very difficult to resolve and that no matter what, someone is going to be hurt. I think we all know the details of this conflict, so I'm not going to go into that (because it will make me cry).While I have read many good proposals to solve this conflict, I think I have a proposal that is much more brilliant than the others.

Using my beta playing expertise and my overall brilliance I have concocted a full proof plan of not only solving our military-congressional crisis, but also making our military the most powerful military this e-world (and the real world) has ever seen.

What is this strategy? Well, I can explain it in four words. These words are Cloning Simo Hayha, YES!. Simo Hayha was better than me and you and your dog. He has a real life kill death ratio of 705-1 (he sadly died of old age). He is a combination of Chuck Norris, The Rock (pre crappy Disney movies), Mark Wahlburg's (character in Shooter), and myself.

Some people might ask "Who is Simo Hayha?" and "Is Took Lowind insane?". The answer to both of these questions is yes.

Simo Hayha was a Finnish solider who fought in The Winter War against the Soviet Union. It has been reported that he killed over 700 Soviet fighters using a combination of his sniper rifle and an SMG. Soviets would send anti-sniping groups to kill him (they all died), regular platoons to kill him (they all died) and The Terminator to kill him (The Terminator also died).

Here's his Wikipedia page. Be warned gazing, too long at this awesome man might cause your head to explode and your wife and kids will weep over your exploded body. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

Can you imagine what would happen if we cloned like 10 Simo Hayha? I can. It's called INSTANT AMERICAN DOMINATION. No one would stop us. We would have a soliders that could kill 705 enemies (and possibly more) through pure awesome. We can spend all of our funds on something else like giving me monetary awards for my brilliance or throwing all our money away on completely inefficient government programs. We would never be invaded and we probably could take over the world.

I concocted a list of pro and cons for cloning Simo.

Pros
-After cloning Simo, we will never have to spend money on the military again
-We will never have to worry about being invaded
-We can fund more important things like the "Took Lowind needs a lot of money fund"
-We can take over the world
-No more congressional-military drama
-I get worshiped as a national hero for proposing this idea

Cons
-The clones turn on us
-The clones take over the world

As you can see, the pros completely outweigh the cons. And there's no reason to worry, the clones have no Emperor Palpatine to lead them. After cloning Simo, AMERICA WILL NOT BE STOPPED. We will never have any drama again. And everything will be awesome.

America, you can thank me later.