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A MOIST tale

Day 1,903, 20:41 • Published in Australia

• by MoistMaster

So woke up this morning on my kitchen floor to a knock at the door, i open it and its the police.

Police: Hi we are here to talk to you about the girl you tackled last night in the McDonalds carpark
Me: Wtf, i wasn't at McDonalds last night
Police: Ummm yes you were.....
Me: Nope, pretty sure i wasn't.
Police: ahhh i guess you don't remember. You helped restrain a girl trying to bash a taxi driver
Me: WTF, I WAS NOT AT MCDONALDS LAST NIGHT, GOODBYE

*Shuts door, walks into bedroom and looks at the ground*

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING.