A Message from the Vice President of China to our Canadian Brothers

Day 412, 14:04 • Published in Canada China • by Modelcon

Dearest Friends,
First, I must open with a thanks. I bestow the sincerest thanks to every single citizen who fought for Chinese soil in the recent Iran-China War. To every American, to every Japanese, to every Canadian, Indian, Romanian, Iranian (yes, there were a few), Indonesian and people of all nations, you have the grateful thanks of the people of China. We are grateful to everyone who moved to Japan to resist the disgusting Iranian invasion. We especially thank the people of Japan, our cultural brothers, with whom political differences we bridged. Your overwhelming support for your brothers will never be forgotten.

It is necessary now to introduce myself. My name is Modelcon. I am a native Chinese living in Pennsylvania. Together with Billy Fleming (who came from America to help out China), logomaster304 (who is also American) and Denser123, we are the most active citizens of China. Please, I do not try to sound arrogant, but the bulk of war duties were carried out by us. Only today, in what should have been one of the first truly democratic elections, Billy Fleming had the majority of the support of the people of China. I was designated to be the Vice-President, logomaster the Secretary of Defense and Denser the Secretary of Economic Affairs. We continue to see ourselves in this light, our stolen positions. I was also the chosen native diplomat to negotiate with the Iranian President Gonde. Having failed at preventing the invasion, I am deeply ashamed at the defeat of my duty, as well as my country.

Ever since the arrival of the two Americans, Fleming and logomaster, eChina has been whipped into a frenzy. For the first time, this infantile nation was beginning to address its own problems. We realized the misdeeds of our corrupt President. We realized the immanency of the coming invasion. We addressed issues of wellness, of the need for a hospital. And so we decided to act. For the first time in a long time, we had our own homegrown weapons company. We decided to try our best to mobilize our small population. We tried to supply them with money donated from various citizens. And so, with our intense optimism, we waited for the coming war, and our promised allies.

But things were not to be.

Balash, the most hated man in all of eChina, happened to be President. I shall not focus on his corruption and graft, but on his most treasonous and heinous crime. On January 4th, Day 411, at approximately 9:00 server time, war was declared on China. But this was a very special war indeed. Logomaster and I were perhaps the only witnesses to this rather astounding war. Lasting 6 minutes, only five battles were fought. A charade of a “war”, Balash and his opponent, Sahand were the only combatants. When Balash put up enough of an act, he immediately pressed the retreat button, in an instant perishing China’s capital. As I said, this might have gone unnoticed, and doubtlessly, Balash wanted no one to know, if not for Logomaster and I.
Even though Liaoning was legitimately defeated and taken over, the fall of Beijing should never be forgotten. Balash should be hated and spat on by every citizen who loves freedom and wants an ERepublik to be safe from corruption. On the last day of his presidency, when he knows that he would never be re-elected again, he gave China the ultimate insult, by sacrificing the capital. His name should be ground into dust by hammers of hate. Yet he continues cheerfully commenting on articles condemning him. Such a human filth rag should be burned alive.

I enter now a plea. This is not a request of everyone to liberate China. This is not another annoying demand to save a country. Rather, this is a plea of solidarity. Please show support for a people that has been so trampled upon. Do this by commenting and voting up this article as far up as it can go. The people of the world need to know the plight of Chinese and the evils of Iran. Show your solidarity by putting up: I stand with the people of China. And if you do, your names will never be forgotten by the Chinese. We shall remain eternally grateful. When our liberation occurs, China will be a friend. Until then, please keep your eyes open and your weapons in hand, for liberation cannot come without help.
May the glorious motherland triumph!