A Message from the Supreme Chancellor.....
Battle Kitten
Today’s Theme Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9WuX4oQU8
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A Message to My Children
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Greetings my children. My first days in office have been quite hectic. After assuming the role as Supreme Chancellor my days and nights have been filled with the peoples’ work. The enemies of the State, led by the outlaw criminal CRoy are slowly being captured and reeducated. Soon, the principles and teachings of the Revolution will be taught to all. Do not fear the State or myself. We are here to bring you a better and more rewarding life. My actions are done only out of love for you…. nothing more. Under my regime you will find true happiness, contentment, and brotherhood. Together we shall make the eUSA strong and will allow it to assume its rightful place in the world once more.
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PanAm
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Together with our Brazilian allies we have begun to work on the outline for a Western Hemisphere alliance. This alliance will be mutually beneficial to both nations and will promote greater military and economic advancement for both nations. Although in just the early stages, I anticipate this brotherhood of Western Hemisphere nations will alter the paradigm of the game greatly and lead to the further spread of revolutionary principals and ideals.
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A Natural Enemy?
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With the announcement of the new Natural Enemy rule within the game module, I am greatly excited. I am deeply considering who our new natural enemy might be. I think this new rule will afford us an excellent opportunity to both flex our muscle and at the same time spread revolutionary principles to other corners of the globe. I am very hungry as I type this…I think I might go get myself some Taco Bell. BRB
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The Libertarian Threat…..
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I plan to eliminate the libertarian threat once and for all. I have waded into enemy waters and declared my candidacy for their Party Presidency. I plan to assume control of this party and educate their members about the glorious nature of the Revolution. All resistance will be quelled by this move and great things will be ahead for both the former Libertarians and the nation… Viva la Revolucion….Viva la Kitteh!!!!!
Comments
inb4 a highly ammusing comments section
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
Your words are wise Supreme Chancellor! Enemies of the eUSA are no match for you padded paws of power!
Viva la Frost!
As a Chinese, i like the pictures.
Farewell eMexico.
The Arson Squad stands by to burn those who refuse re-education. Viva la Revolution!
The Supreme Chancellor said he loves me! Oh, some may think he was talking to everyone, but I know that comment was meant for me alone. He speaks to me in all of his articles - you just have to read between the lines.
viva la pussy!
Hail High Chancellor Frost!
The words of the Supreme Chancellor and Commandante fall upon his Citizens like rain to a drought-seized landscape. It is through his wisdom and guidance that Frost's America shall prevail and flourish!
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
"viva la pussy!"
lol, x2
Communist pussies took over the oval office. The white house is no more white, but pink. Pig-dammit. The counter-revolutionaries need to stop this madness. For liberty. For a white-dicking white house.
Cats & pigs, both carriers of Toxoplasma gondii. Coincidence? I think not.
You are all diseased.
HAIL LIBS&CROY
The words of the Supreme Chancellor and Commandante fall upon his Citizens like rain to a drought-seized landscape. It is through his wisdom and guidance that Frost's America shall prevail and flourish!
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
Viva la Kitteh
LET US STOP THIS MINDLESS VIOLENCE!
Pay no attention the phantom on the telescreen.
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
HAIL LIBS&CROY
i concur.
Viva La Counter Revolución!
Wow, most Capitalist article I seen in months + comments from all the Main Pig Swedes.
Revolution
Looks entertaining.
you are boring dude, your cat's are stupid at all...
@Goldfinger: you did pay for your account...newb, so stop trolling our media
Frost = Awesome times awesome = awesome^2!
That propaganda reeks of Communism-disgustingness everyone knows eFascism is the true way and only under eFascism can full glory be gained.
Where you guys get all the red avatar?
I stand ready to kill sombreros.
Communist Bastards! We need a democratic or Libertarian society.
This innovation reinforces the importance of military alliances, because countries will concentrate on one enemy at a time. It's time for America to have their own alliance and not enemies within our time zone.
Viva la kitteh!
DOWN WITH FROST!
The Libertarians will prevail!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABBBOOOUUUTTT!!
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
comete el TACOlgando wey
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!
Also stop this yelling right MEOW!
History remembers the tyrant, but history remembers those who stood up against that tyrant far more. You can kill a person but you cannot kill the spark of their ideals. We will not wait willingly while the wool wraps our eyes.
"Is it a rebellion?" asked Louis XVI of the count who informed him of the fall of the Bastille.
"No, sire," came the reply. "It is a revolution."
Viva La Counter Revolución!
You can take our lives, but you can never take, our freedom!
Down with Dictator Frost!
Chairman Meow is no Steve
Your message is a Catnip hotbox for the masses. Where can I get some!
Viva La Counter Revolución!
!!!VIVA MEXICO!!!
Logan Dunleavy is a commie.
¡Viva la Revolucion!
¡Viva la Frost!
¡Viva la Frost's America!