A Little Pinoy Joke
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by kadayao
pag walang ballpen, walang notes.
pag walang notes, walang pag-aaral.
pag walang pagaaral, walang diploma.
pag walang diploma, walang trabaho.
pag walang trabaho, walang pera.
pag walang pera, walang pagkain.
pag walang pagkain, magugutom.
pag nagutom, papayat.
pag pumayat, papanget.
pag pumanget, wlang syota.
pag walang syota, walang asawa.
pag walang asawa, walang anak.
pag walang anak, madidipres.
pag na dipres, magkakasakit.
pag nakasakit, mamamatay k.
pag namatay ka 'ala ka na..
Lesson:
Ingatan ang ballpen 
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Translation:
If you don't have a pen, no notes
If you don't have notes, no school
If you don't have school, no diploma
If you don't have a diploma, no job
If you don't have a job, no money
If you don't have money, no food
If you don't have food, get hungry
If you get hungry, get thin
If you get thin, get ugly
If you get ugly, no girlfriend
If you don't have a girlfriend, no wife
If you don't have a wife, no kids
If you don't have kids, get depressed
If you get depressed, get sick
If you get sick, you die
If you die, you're gone..
Lesson:
Take CARE of you PEN!!
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HAHAHAHA
english please 🙁
English Translation:
No pen means no notes.
No notes,means no studies.
No studies means no diploma.
No diploma means no work.
No work means no money.
No money means no food.
No food means hunger.
Hunger means scrawniness.
Scrawniness means no beauty.
No beauty means no boy/girlfriend.
No boy/girlfriend means no spouse.
No spouse means no children.
No children means depression.
Depression means illness.
Illness means death.
Death means end.
Conclusion:
Take care of your pen
@bercdo: Sorry forgot!
@Vincenzo Roque: you kinda beat me to it Vincenzo.. hehe thanx! 😃
: D
I'ts like a proverb of For Want of a Nail.
@RaymondN: That's exactly what I thought when I first heard this joke! 😃
Mga Tunay na mga Pinoy ba kayo?
@onelite2: ba't nagtatanong ka?
I thought almost all of ePhilippines are foreigners!
@onelite: haha tingin ko parang ganon din, pero dami din mga RL pinoy dito sa erep, nasa ibang bansa lang, parang OFW..hehehe tingin ko most mga RL pinoy either really old (like me) or really new (like you).. 😃
agree with kadayao