A Letter to the People of France
Zanalan
As many of you know, a state of War has existed between Canada and France. Additionally, the Government of Canada has instituted a Trade Embargo against France. We believe that it is time to put aside our past differences and begin a more constructive relationship.
By the time most of you read this article, the trade embargo will have expired. A peace treaty is before your Congress awaiting approval. In a very few hours, the markets in Canada will be open to French goods. On behalf of the people of Canada, I would like to personally invite French business owners to begin exporting their products to Canada.
To ensure that these trade barriers are finally removed, we urge the French Congress to approve the peace treaty before you. We believe that passage of this treaty will bring economic benefits to the people in both of our nations. Let us put aside our ideological differences for the sake of the people and businesses in France and Canada.
Thank you,
Zanalan
President of eCanada
Comments
Las lágrimas caen por mi rostro emocionado al ver los mercados llenos de contenedores procedentes de Canada.
Potitox!!!
Zanalan = "Me aburroooo..."
Cowards...
esto es gracias a la intermediación del fuhrer
Teniais gula de quesos no comehojas?
Pues conozco cierta forma de catar el requeson... que pa qué¡¡¡
Yes coward canadians, not even able to beat some collectivist stinking cheese eaters.
Down with Franzouss
Canadians, Go home!
Go home Cowards!!!
Dear Zanalan,
you couldn't imagine how glad your article makes me.
The situation in France is terrible due to some spanish trolls spamming our national press.
I am very satisfied with your openness and will try and export as many wood and houses as I can to Canada.
@Papa Franz:
Coward!!! You are the shame of our great nation.
In order to sign peace we want Quebec
The French people wants the head of Papa Franz! C'est la revolution!
Nosotros no spameamos la prensa... la subimos de nivel.
En tant que membre du congrès, je salut cette initiative du Canada qui sera bénéfique à nos deux pays.
As a French congressman, I am glade to read this annoucement of Canada, which will benefit both our countries.
Mes respects, Président Zanalan !
Due to time lag, eventually sunday de-stress, and moreover the e-spaniards inquisition, not as fun as the Monty Python one, not fun at all in fact, I'm afraid that your vote, which arrived with no warning, is not going to succeed. That's pitiful, and I hope this will be just a short delay before it is first discuss among the e-french congress, and finally positively concluded, at least as far as I can speak for myself (I'm just a "basic" congressist). We in eFrance, are facing a law war in our congress, with e-spaniards flooding it with totally insane laws, so that even our own pre-discussed well agreed (among participating congressists) laws have difficulties to pass the vote. A significant number have had to be reproposed twice...
Thanks for your understanding, and sorry for inconvenience.