A Kween and A Coup

Day 1,586, 14:29 • Published in USA USA • by Daks

STANDARD DATE, LOCAL TIME - LOCATION:
OFF THE COST OF MALIBU EASTBOUND AND DOWN

EVENT: COUP D'ETAT



My Fellow Constituents of any and every cult that has, will, and won't exist as of about 1300 hours ago, I have taken control of our 'Political' Conversion Center. Fear not, while I am in command even the slight transgressions are to be settled in the Thunder-dome! Why!? You ask while screeching out at the top of your lungs, because I have loaned out the Danger Zone for the weekend, and they might not give it back in the best of conditions, hell we might have to get it professionally cleaned. Damn Top Gunners! 😞



Anyway, while our former DEAR LEADER, THE RED, of the 'Exalted Kira's Kitten Brigade, Nyan Nyan Division' or 'Ekkb-nndlun' for short, busied himself with a Congressional Run to gain higher influence in the time/space locally known as Erep, or 'amassivewasteofmylife', whose intent was to use his new found influence as a congressman to cause more conversions per capita (the more the merrier path), mainly through non-monetary briber, but I instead decide on the better alternative route (the keep her all to ourselves choice) as I see it the better route, mwhahahahahahahaah!!!!!




I've just been informed that Another Coup D'etat is overshadowing mine....

... well I'm sorry this had to happen Scrabman ....

... oh so he isn't THE Scrabman ....

.... I could have sworn he had a goatee ...

...well Obi???--Wan, yes that sounds right... I'll leave you with this parting gift, a lush fertile land...

(curse your obvious and inevitable betrayal )