A joke I like.

Day 1,451, 10:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Darragh Davis

An Irish man, English man and a Scottish man are walking along a beach when they find a lamp. The Scot picks it up, rubs it and out pops a Genie. Seeing as how there is 3 of them the Genie gives them only 1 wish each. The scot says 'ok, i want enough money to keep me happy for the rest of my life, so the Genie snaps his fingers and the Scots man has an unlimited bank balance. The english man says, 'i'm sick of all the fucking bastards coming into my country and taking our women and jobs, i want you to put a big fuckin wall around England so no foreign bastards can ever enter England again, i'll be happy to never enter England again, so long as i know it's protected. So the Genie snaps his fingers and a wall 1000ft high and 250 ft thick springs up around the whole of England. Nothing can get in or out again. The Irish man says to the Genie,'are you sure that wall around England is strong and NOTHING can escape?' The Genie replies, 'absolutely, nothing will escape'. So the Irish man replies 'ok then, fill the thing up with water'.