A Hiatus, and a Confession.

Day 1,290, 18:50 • Published in USA USA • by Syrup


Here is today's music,
-Courtesy of James Taylor
Hello dearest readers,

I honestly do feel sort of bad for the people who actually read most of this stuff. It's complete drivel. Either way, here we go. As some of you know, I've silently slipped into inactivity for the last month or so. This is a direct consequence of me not really giving half a care for what's going on in the eWorld anymore. I'm uncertain if it's simply because of my apathy for the direction the game has taking, or if it's simply my eAge kicking in.

So, as to my leave of absence. It will most likely be temporary, I'm not really ragequitting, frankly I don't get pissed off that easily. However, like I said previously, I just don't care anymore. However, I'll talk about some interesting things that I've done which few people know of, as well as offer some advice.

-Reader: Quit this game. At the most 2 click. Go to Steam or something and choose a random game. It will be better than this game.

-Admins: Separate both fighting wellness and working wellness somehow. I.e. give citizens 100 extra wellness to eat per day that can only be used for fighting. As well as an extra 100 wellness that can only be used for working, the remaining 100 can be used for whatever. Or simply give 1 energy bar to every citizen every day. It will save this POS economy you made, and will encourage people to fight more, as well as creating more of an incentive for people to make companies. Everyone wins.

-"Old" Military Members: I recommend you leave. You're in a failing institution. Within half a year, what you used to call the military will be smaller than the USAF. I suspect within a year or two it will be dissolved for the most part.

-Max Mcfarland 2: Get the hell back here. Now.

-Glove: My greatest creation. Win the Presidential election this month. This game is horrible enough as it is with decent presidents, much less Pfeiffer.

-Woldy, or whoever runs the eUK these days: Stop dicking around with Poland. They are all mindless twats. Prove me wrong.

List of Bros

This, in no particular order, is a list of helpful people who you should talk to if you need help, or simply want to chat. It takes awhile to find competent, nice people in this game, so here you go:
Sleeve, Devoid, Speedcat, Colin, Max Mcfarland 2, Irelandl, Necros X, Rainy Sunday, Glove, Blank Keating, Aersidius, Woldy, Ballman, Firo Pistachio, Hekter, Logan Dunleavy, Gulden Draak, DanielCD, Cromstar, Ligtreb, and Princess Annie.

(If you feel like you should be here, send me a message. Chances are I accidentally forgot, I simply logged onto IRC and skimmed the online users to job my memory. Chances are you weren't online)

Confessions and Stuff

ERX
Remember the ERX? Remember how it fell to pieces? That was me. I liberated all the gold in companies were manipulating their stock prices, refunded the stockholders, and kept the remainder. However, of course this slowly depleted the amount of gold within the ERX, until it crumbled. For those of you who like ballparking, I imagine I gained roughly ~2000 gold from the affair, with roughly half of that going into various charities because I felt bad.

Orgnets
Also, back when I was the only one with an orgnet, I sort of got two people elected that maybe shouldn't have been. Bradley Reala, and Haliman. I voted all their articles into Top 5, and blocked their opponents from receiving those spots. This is probably what I'm most embarrassed about in my career.

Zoli
Yeah, everyone who gave a shit about Zoli was an idiot. It was never a huge deal. If you think it was, look at what he's done in this country. Alright, moving on. Covered this before anyways.

WHPR
If anyone remembers the "Revolution", the plan was to slowly get the populace to hate the administration. One of the ways of doing this was to make a completely incoherent/vague White House Press Release with nothing but rhetoric and pictures. Judging by the amount of flack that I'm still getting from this...I guess I succeeded?

Temp Baned
As you guys probably all know, I've always been posting links to pornography for my platform for Congress Elections. Main reason being because platforms are just asinine lists of things that noone is actually going to get accomplished. Anyways, CRoy reported me during Congress elections in May in Texas, and got me tempbanned by mistake (apparently he just wanted the link removed or something). Sorry if you guys missed me in the USAF. I decided to take a leave of absence without telling you 😁.

(This portion will be updated with things as I think of them, there are more interesting things, I just can't think of them at the moment)
Later,
Syrup

(PS, if we were super tight, PM me for my cell number or something. I'll hang around on IRC from time-to-time maybe as well.)

(Double PS, maybe if I have the time, within a week or two I'll make one of those articles giving basically wtf I did throughout my eLife, as well as other incoherent ramblings.)