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P.S. At first I am apologizing for my bad english but still hoping that everyone will be able to understand the point of this article.

At the beginning of this report I would like first to say thanks to all the employers of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as they honoured me with a great duty - to be elected as the Croatian ambassador. Furthermore thanks to all those that had written usefull materials to help me prepared for the ambassadorial duties as well as those who gave me advices on chat which greatly helped me to cope in the whole bunch of posts, reports and threads.
I would like those people to receive my gratitude: Kit Fist, The Marko M, Atea, Disaster Martin, Srdant, ThereComesTheSun, Mr.Dalibor.

eSwitzerland - Complete Overview



eHelvetia or eSwitzerland

recently known as " country of baboushka chocolate "




is not only a tax paradise, country of top precize watches, purple cows and peep cheese.
It is currently one of the countries in eWorld that was recently conducted PTO (Political Take Over) by prorussian separatistic group called " Shaolin Monks " .



How whipped cream would not be only at the end, at the beginning of this reports about eSwitzerland I am bringing you an interview with JNArno , Resistance candidate for the next presidential elections. There were discussions about sport&chicks, but also about future plans for eSwitzerland after his posible win on elections.
JNArno started to play eRebuglik in the eighth month of 2009. At that time of his birth eSwitzerland was occupied by Theocrats - group of followers that dont want to recognize any government authority. Theocrats get stucked in eSwitzerland more than a year and the beginning of their end was their decision to attack eFrance . As eFrance was active member of the Phoenix Union , leading country of the alliance - eHungary has decided to attack eSwitzerland in order to defend an ally. eSwitzerland was occupied without resistance but no longer than a month after the occupation - in September, in eSwitzerland was standing state flag again, patriotic songs have been sang, and eHungary has fallen to oblivion.

In November 2009. eSwitzerland was overun by new terrorist groups coming from eRussia called Shaolin Monks . When eSwitzerland scent that they want to occupy their country they decided in December to become a full member of Eden and send their allias a call for help.
With the assistance of the Croats and Spaniards are defeated them twice in the elections and prevent them Shaolin in a bid to take-over but not before last ones when most Eden`s troops left the country. People of eSwitzerland then turn to eSpaniards searching for help. eSpain declare war on eSwitzerland and took all regions but one in which the parliamentary elections took place. Unfortunately, Shaolins are, however, claimed victory in winning a majority of Congress 7
over against 5 members of Resistance. In eSwitzerland each canton ( 4 total ) has the right to proclaim 9 congressmen , and in the game are still 4 Wild cards (one for each canton ) so in the total sum it is giving 40 congressmen .
In the meantime, two more regions were liberated so total number of congressmen rose to 12. JNArno said that there are indications that Shaolins are colaborating with Phoenix although there is no such officially-confirmed information. Interesting is also the fact that the possible next president of eSwitzerland is looking positively of idea of returning eFrance and eGermany back on the map of Europe (indeed eSwiss considering eFrance great friends that helped them a lot, especially in Theocrats expulsion from the political leadership of the state).

Thecontinuation of the conversation did not include a politics but we have exchanged thoughts on the best Swiss and Croatian athletes. How JNArno appreciates the spirit of Kostelic family in the same way I appreciate style of Roger Federer`s playing. For the end I wished him success in the upcoming election and hope for better placement of the Swiss ice hockey team. As a sign of gratitude in his mandate, we can expect a re-establishment of eSwitzerland embassy in eCroatia, while the seat of Armed Forces Commandor will be taken by - Lukamancro .


I apologize in advance if this report looks like homework, but for visibility and convenience in the article facts about eSwitzerland are divided into several parts.

Thus lets learn something about eSwitzerland with all its faults, virtues, shortcomings and advantages.

History of eSwitzerland

In ancient times the original province of eSwitzerland had been initially splited by her two neighbours countries: eItaly and eFrance during eFrance-Swiss war in which eSwitzerland was completely occupied. The reason for the war was the refusal of signing eSwitzerland MPP's with eItaly and eFrance (Members of eMediterian Association in that time) and MPP-signing with eNorwagian ( Member eNorth Atlantic alliance at that time). eSwitzerland was attacked on May 11, 2008, and on 13 May 2008 all its 4 provinces were in the hands of the occupier (3 province seized the eFrance while one retained eItaly).



Shortly afterwards in eSwitzerland started the resistance movement that was led by a pdiddy, Bremer's, Billy Bob Joe and Big Brother who has successfully completed return of eSwitzerland on the map of the eWorld.



Shortly after returning to the world political scene, members of Theocratic order occupied the country and ruled it for more than a year. After following the political, territorial occupation took place.
On 616th of the New World eSwitzerland was subdued by eHungary. Although it was occupied all the territories of her were re-located in one country. Thanks to eSwitzerland Liberal Party(SLP) on the day of 675 of New World eSwitzerland is exempt from eHungary authorities and re-work as complete and independent state. People, who were exhausted by constant wars decided on 9th of November 2009. with almost 90% of the votes to join Eden alliance.

Political life in eSwitzerland

Currently in eSwitzerland last civil war among the members of Shaolins and supporters of the movement for an independent and free eSwitzerland.
Fortunately,facts on eWikipedia and eCountry stats are not matching, so I opted for the bottom one and that facts will be used in the report while you have a choice how much are you going to believe in it or not : P
In eSwitzerland are two systems of "government."
One is the official system represented by a military force "Shaolin monks" who are rulling more than a month and other streams is represented by the members of the resistance movement that has its own chat and forum.
The official language of both eSwitzerland forums and chat is English. On this language are published all important news and information while in comments is allowed to use of German, Italian and French language.
Of course, since "Shaolin monks" are coming from Russia, on the Official forum there is a possibility of founding articles in Russian language and neither of confronteir sides has no attempt to translate it.
The official channel of eSwitzerland is not too active (most reports are written in the time before the PTO's).

Link: [url] http://www.ehelvetia.ch/ [/url]

Current activity is reduced in the discussion whether and how it is possible to establish cooperation with the Shaolins. In a few posts that are written it is clear that the citizens of eSwitzerland are really trying to explain to Shaolins current problems that are facing the country: low taxes on income (the inability to collect gold in the National Treasury bank), low taxes on imports of products (hazardous since the arrival of foreign competition), and inability to advance citizens' strenght because of the lack of training wars.
Low taxes on the income Shaolins are justifing by the fact that in the present time are trying to avoid the collapse of existing companies operating in this small market, that is already weak. Low taxes on imports can not be touched by the facts as they weaken each other possibilities of creating monopoly on the market which can led to a flourishing black market.
How to say, Shaolins are reluctant to Eden, but they do not want them to intervene in their internal military-political structure.
In recent days it seems that the Shaolin ran out of initiatives for cooperation with citizens so that led to the overthrow of President initiated process (IMPEACHMENT) which unfortunately failed, but the positive thing is that yesterday a training war with eMalaysia was signed and that way everyone will get a chance of military progression.



Army of eSwitzerland

eSwitzerland army as an organized unit does not exist today and the last Minister of Defense, which is officially recorded was a Berengar.
Before the occupation eSwitzerland army known as the SAF (Swiss Armed Forces) was formed by the following line:
1st President - Supreme military commander
2nd Head SAFa - Minister of Defense and his deputy
3rd Infantry battalions - directly subordinate commands of the Ministry of Defense
(in short we call them first, second and third battalion)
4th National Guard - Guard subordinate commander who is usually the Deputy Minister




Site Air Command of eSwitzerlan😛





This is one of the more interesting avatars of eSwitzerland military units:






Responsible persons in Commandatory Office before for the last occupation:

1st Commanding Office : Berengar MoD; Ilestis VMODEM;

2nd Infantry Battalion "Banshee" Berengar, Wazamaza, Billy Bob Joe, lukededuke,
F4uc0n, Deglingos, Stranger Here Mysel, Fripix, MatschMoon

3rd White Lion Unit ReijoRitari, Arctica, Kertsi, Filindel, Ilestis, Patriisi, zRTX, Potaatti,
Uusis, Tuukka_Almighty, Zesmaster2, Lonely Shadow

4th National Guard Divadlo Drofteht, EpoRadio, ilyakon, Biday, Pascal Couchepin, Xander
Warrhol, Sirmoilamain, Tonix29, Ablion, Andrew Spano, JNArno, Grischenko, Papein, cooldude97,
cmdOne, LiquidSnake3, Errauko, the_patriot, Warzoo, Joel Kilian

The average power of all citizens of eSwitzerland is 4.13 while the total experience is 173 996 points . Getting in mind that the total number of eSwitzerland citizens is 619 (the average influx of new population is around 5 daily so the oscillations greater than 10% on a monthly basis are difficult to expect if they is not going to come an significant baby-boom or outflow / inflow of foreign citizens) we are given 281 point per inhabitant.

If I am not making a mistake, this means that all citizens are generally in level 14 on average, and I didnt want to be lazy so I give myself the task to calculate how much damage the warriors of this country could make in one battle.

If we are assuming that an average citizen is attacking with the power of 4.13 and rank of eLieutanant he/she can make a damage of about 35 per Battle multyplied by 619 of them (provided they are all active) which is leading us to a damage of about 100k totally (a condition is that each one of them beats five times). That would be sufficient to "suppress "a RW in eSlovenia or eAustria.

Currently, all members of the resistance movement are trying to reorganize and success eBabbies awareness of the need for the expulsion of the Shaolins from the country. Their is a voice of considering the purchase of raw iron company in eSpain or eGreece and defect weapon company in eSwitzerland that would both be under the state control.
eBabbies as emploies will provide steady cash flow for the Resistance.
Currently eSwitzerland has 7 active political parties, of which 4 are significant and represented in eCongress:

1 Swiss Liberal Party

chairman Lynari - 3 seats

2 Swiss Democratic Party

chairman Nicktheh - 2 seats

3 Viva La Resistance

chairman Son of Stormkin - 2 seats

4 Swiss Neutral Party

chairman Arschmann - 5 seats

5.United Party of Swiss - chairman Pablo Tortilla
6.Swiss Brainslug Party - chairman Icewood
7.Movement Marxist Collectivist - chairman Andreas Baader

Official results of elections for congressmen (25.January - 25.February) :




The first two mentioned parties are regular eSwitzerland parties while the next two are under the control of eRussian separatists.
Current president of eSwitzerland is the Son of Stormkin , member of the party Viva La Resistance , should I mentioned that he is eRussian .
In his biography should be noted that he is an legal owner of a Hard working and Super Soldier medals and that he achieved in his military career incredeable damage of 913 points.
At the elections for the president came out a total of 194 voters which can indicate the exact number of the active population. The current president had 98 votes or 50.52% and his first guide İletis from SLP had 90 votes or 46.39% .





eEconomy, taxes and printed media of eSwitzerland

In eSwitzerland are operating 113 companies that are worth a total of 5 620 gold with export licenses - worth 6 260 gold .
The total sum of values is 11 880 gold . Somehow is a little bit surprising that the value of export licenses exceeds the value of the companies but not if you know that eSwitzerland is as in the RL poor raw product country so it is concentrated in manufacturing activities and exports.

Monthly production in eSwitzerland is respectably high for these conditions and reaches 1290 gold, with which it is taking 53rd place from 60 countries that are joined eRebuglik.
Taxes in eSwitzerland are extremely low, and most products, VAT, Income Tax and Import are the same and its value is 1% .
The exception is the tax 10% to import gift and Income on raw materials: diamonds, iron and oil that is 50% .


Official eCurrency in eSwitzerland is eSwitzerland Frank (CHF), which with the fluctuations issuing 0.02 gold by one Frank .


In eSwitzerland are functioning 56 companies that are offering their products in domestic and foreign markets.

Of which:

- 25 Q1 companies ( 6 food, 6 weapon, 4 gift, 4 grain, 2 tickets and 2 house )
- 11 Q2 companies ( 4 food, 4 weapon, 2 gift, 1 grain )
- 11 Q3 companies ( 4 food, 2 weapon, 1 gift, 1 ticket, 1 grain, 1 diamond, 1 iron, 1 oil )
- 5 Q4 companies ( 2 food, 1 weapon, 1 grain, 1 iron )
- 4Q5 companies ( 2 weapon, 1 food and 1 house )

As can be seen eSwiss are cleverly forced the companies in Q3 sector and within this sector they have the widest choice of products and services.
eSwitzerland does not have any business that deals with production of houses and defense system.

Not to bored myself in all the wealth of this country I had counted all the food, gifts, weapons, wheat, wood and even a Q1 house that I found on the Stock and got the value of 40 000 CHF or 800 gold considering the rate 1 CHF = 0.02 Gold.



eSwitzerland citizens till now have opened a total number of 159 newspapers (most of them ended) issued by an average of 12 articles in 48 hours, which means very low activity but with the exception of that all the articles are regularly commented. Most of the articles are published by the Resistance movement and aims to boot eBabbies national consciousness and they are than refered to the eForum and eChat of a Resistance Movement.

I am bringing you some of them:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/for-new-players1-1208775/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/swiss-mentor-program-1201853/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/join-the-swiss-resistance-1198807/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-shaolins-a-threat-to-swiss-independence-part-ii--1206338/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/appealing-to-reason-i-1208098/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/appealing-to-reason-ii-1208967/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/penguin-for-primaries--1203006/1/20

The territorial structure of the State

eSwitzerland has originaly 4 regions, from which the current 3 are in its composition, while the other one is occupied by Italy.



The most important region is Deutschschweiz . This region has 212 people, there is no hospital, no defense system but has a medium grain and medium wood. In this region highest activity is recorded (almost all active players are coming from here).

Main eSwitzerland region is Romandie with 388 inhabitants. This region has Q5 hospital and medium grain, and is still waiting for some defense system to be set.

Last regions that is presently a part of eSwitzerland is Swizzera Italiana that has only medium grain without hospitals and defense systems that will this small province with their inhabitants of 39 people kept alive.

Region Graubünden completes the list of 4(four) eSwitzerland Cantons and is currently under Italian occupation*.

* The fresh news from the field are saying that this region was liberated by the Shaolins in order to maintain the control of eSwiss Parliament. This region has been inhabitated with players with newly eSwitzerland citizenships(most of them are issued by Shaolins) so predictions are that majority of congressmens will be proRussians.

Region is populated by a large eSwiss family that is counting 12(twelve) members, a region that has no resources, so it is quite logical that its defense system and hospital are not required.






eSwitzerland diplomacy

Throughout the history, this country has often changed masters eternally defying internal and external enemies. In all the larger global conflicts usually remained neutral signing only the MPP's that had served for the defense of territorial completeness and pacifist political orientation. But after several attempts of overtaking the country either by political or territorial aggression eSwitzerland enters EDEN . Current Shaolin government is observing the continuation of cooperation with EDEN-om which began prior to confirm proEDEN point of view and rejects any legal connections with politics of Phoenix.

eSwitzerland currently has two alliances:

-one with eMalaysia , which enables daily training war while the
-other with eUSA is going to over in 12 days.

Tourist Guide through eSwitzerland



One of the things that makes staying more comfortable in this friendly country and its worth to read are "The Resistance Papers" that are in the latest issue present an overview of the opposition presidential candidate for the upcoming elections: JNArno as well as Penguin4512 and Nicktheh .
The first mentioned one is the most active in the eForum and the only politician who has announced and openly published his program for the Congress elections.

Apparently in a broad of eSwitzerland Alps is some secret cave where all the wealth of the nation is hidden from extortionates Shaolins.
Depending on the duration here as an embassador it will be clear how much my searching was successful.





National heroes and acquired friendship


I'd like to point out that, during the stay in the chat channel of Resistance I had an honor to speak personally with Lynari (revolutionary leader) who is American in RL and was also a former president of eAustria in two mandate.

On the chat I also had an honor to know another member of the resistance movement- Ilestis who is currently in eAustralia on vacation; away from the wars in Europe and Asia. He enjoys himself there surrounded by beautiful girls, sandy beaches and drinks cocktails on the hot sun of largest country on the southern hemisphere.



However the most pleasant surprise was to know Lukamancro Eden paratrooper who is settled around eWorld, and was also participated in actions in eSwitzerland against first two attempts of Politican Take Overing by Shaolins.
His great influence here can be seen in the wellcoming gestures of Swiss people saying you:

"smoke my d**k u stupid horse, or I'll put your face in my sh*t."

Both phrases are said on originally Croatian language but right now I dont see any point to leave it that way 😉

For the end I am presenting you a list of official eSwitzerland government :

President of the country Son of Stormkin

Prime Minister Arschmann

The Minister of Economics Walter Rathenau

The Minister of Defense Bario

The Ministers of Foreign Affairs : Mindvr & Dmissele

The Minister of Love & Friendship Icewood

Head of the Department for helping eBabbies Errauko

So that is everything from me for now. I hope so you are not tired from this report because my aim is that this one is going to be the first of many 🙂

E to je to, a nice greeting and all good wherever on Earth you are and whatever nationalities
you belong.
The best wishes to each one of u by
Kaplah, from recently Croatian Ambassador in eSwitzerland




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